vulgarweed: (OK by london_fan)
Thursday, April 27th, 2017 02:00 pm
Filled Afresh with Each Flow at AO3

Fandom: Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/Mary Morstan/John Watson
Rating: NC-17/Explicit
Tags:
Established Relationship, Polyamory, Threesome - F/M/M, S4 Fix-It In a Way, Bad Science, Don't Overthink This, Consentacles, How The Six Thatchers Really Ended, And What Really Happened After, Water Sex, Double Penetration, Outdoor Sex, Underwater Blow Jobs, Crack, Tentacles

Sequel to After Me, the Deluge; You don't really need to have read that to understand this ... just take it as a given that Mary the super-assassin received some top-secret biotech enhancements at Baskerville - which are revealed to a larger audience when her past comes to a head in an aquarium, at the barrel of Vivian Norbury's gun. The fallout also exposes the true nature of the relationship between Mary, John, and Sherlock.

During an enforced discreet holiday out of London, new revelations come to light in the tidal-pools of Sussex.

Written in less than 24 hours for the Come at Once challenge on LJ. Unbeta'd. For Marta. Prompt was "for science." I shamelessly plundered "The Adventure of the Lion's Mane."
vulgarweed: (handbyarwen_elvenfair)
Monday, August 1st, 2016 05:29 pm
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Pairing: Frodo Baggins/Rosie Cotton/Samwise Gamgee
Rating: T for now, will likely go up in part 2
Warnings/Content: None really. Polyamory negotiations, implied PTSD

Summary: Bookverse: post-quest, post-Scouring of the Shire). When Frodo falls ill while Sam is off planting trees to restore the Shire with the aid of Galadriel’s gift, it falls to Rosie to help tend to him. His wounds go much deeper than flesh - and so does Rosie’s healing offer.


In Due Times and Perfect Measure at AO3

Written for the monthly Polyshipping Day challenge at Tumblr and AO3
vulgarweed: (OK by london_fan)
Thursday, July 14th, 2016 08:16 pm
Fandom: Sherlock
PairingThreesome: John/Mary/Sherlock
Rating: NC-17/E
Warnings/Content notes: Shaving, Waxing, Bondage, Sensory Deprivation, Established Poly Relationship, Temperature Play, Knifeplay, mild Objectification, PWP (Porn With Punchline)

Summary: Captain John Watson endures bondage and sensory deprivation, among other enhanced interrogation techniques. Worst of all: manscaping.

Consensual kink play, established John/Sherlock/Mary poly triad. Almost certainly a scene from Genetic Markers-verse, but just a few lines strongly suggest that.

Written for the "Sensory Deprivation" or "Shaving/Waxing" squares on my Season of Kink card.


Our Doctor, Clean-Shaven at AO3.


Not generally a kink of mine - or at least it wasn't when I started! :D
vulgarweed: (OK by london_fan)
Tuesday, March 22nd, 2016 02:11 pm
Fandom: Sherlock
Rating: Explicit/NC-17
Pairing Threesome: Mrs. Hudson/Sherlock Holmes/Irene Adler
Content Tags: BDSM, Paddling, Anal Plug, Pegging, Femdom, Submission, Domestic Discipline, Naked Male Clothed Female, Sub Sherlock Holmes, Dom Irene Adler, Dom Mrs. Hudson, Mild Humiliation, Cunnilingus, foot worship, Roleplay, Threesome - F/F/M
Summary: The ageing housing stock of central London is picturesque but delicate, and often harbours destructive pests who wreak havoc on the fragile structures. If such damage is spotted, building owners and managers are advised to contact a skilled professional who is well-versed in the control of vandalous creatures.


Mrs. Hudson's Guide to Care and Control of Household Pests (When to Call a Professional) at AO3

For the Get Mrs Hudson Laid fest!

Inspired by one line at the end of The Passion That Slays and Recovers, when Irene says to Sherlock: "And besides, your landlady has threatened to hire me to make you apologise for damaging her walls.” I decided to go ahead and write that. (Though I don't know if this story takes place in the same 'verse as that one.)
vulgarweed: (ringbybleu-unicorn)
Monday, November 2nd, 2015 01:46 pm
For both Polyshipping Day and Halloween, I bring you

a 1,000-word PWP written entirely in rhyming couplets.

Sauron and Thuringwethil are summoned to their Master's throne to serve His pleasure - and they're not sure they'll survive it. Mind the warnings.

Smoothly now she changed her shape,
Sharp teeth upon her master’s nape,
“My lord, my Thu, what’s your command,
Kiss of my mouth, stroke of my hand,
My leathern wings, my silken thighs,
I’ll give my all to feel thee rise.”

She pricked his neck; he let her feed
It cost him nothing just to bleed,
Angband’s lieutenant, Sauron bright
Said, “Lady, we have a call tonight,
He’ll have us both before His throne,
He’ll have all our pleasures known.”


The Lay of Nasquë (Bondage) at AO3.


Clearly my case of Tolkien damage is highly advanced and irreversible. I found this a lot easier to write than one might think.
vulgarweed: (porn!)
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2015 02:52 pm
I know hobbits traditionally give gifts on their birthdays, rather than receive them, but I thought it would be nice to get Bilbo spectacularly laid on his this time. (And besides, he both gives and receives in this fic!)

Have an excerpt from "Honeypot," the 12,000-word Bilbo/Thorin/Beorn PWP I hope to have finished and posted by the end of the week. Under a cut because it's long and it's filthy, and maybe someone out there isn't so into the size kink and the shapeshifting bear kink.

But if you are . . .

a bit of Honeypot )

Happy Birthday, Bagginses! (Sorry Frodo. No, he didn't tell you everything about his adventures. Don't look!)
vulgarweed: (handbyarwen_elvenfair)
Sunday, September 6th, 2015 05:22 pm
Which is apparently the first day of every month now? Oh hell yes!

Long Hard Day

(Sherlock; Sherlock/Mary/John, rated M, 221B format)

John and Mary have apparently not mastered all the nuances of Sherlock's texting style.


Every Grain Has a Value

(Lord of the Rings; Frodo/Rosie/Sam, rated M, 200-word double drabble)

Frodo's scars find some healing.



Going to try to add something new to this every month.
vulgarweed: (the game by isaac_of_nine)
Sunday, February 15th, 2015 08:04 pm
Fest is here! GO PORN!

Title: Firebird
Fandom: Sherlock
Rating: E/NC-17
Threesome: Sherlock/Mary/John
Warnings/Content: Threesome - F/M/M, Gunplay, Gun Kink, Voyeurism, Light D/s, Exhibitionism, Oral Sex, Fingerfucking, Vaginal Sex, Scars, Tattoos, Dom!Sherlock, sub!Mary, Voyeur!John (at least for a little while), Adrenaline


Summary: “When you've begun to think like a gun / the days of the year have suddenly gone” --John Cale, “Gun”

Three addicts, now never hurting for a supply for their danger fix. They’ve warped and changed each other to fit together better. They really do love each other deeply - and never more so than when they’re being terrible role models.

Author’s Note: This is an AU where everything’s the same except Mary was never pregnant. (I just didn’t feel like dealing with a baby in this one.) For the Porn Battle XV prompts: John Watson/Sherlock Holmes/Mary Morstan, games, voyeurism, secrets, truth, lies, vows, danger, guns, adrenaline, forever

This is a darker take on this triad than "Genetic Markers" was, but they’re all still having fun together. (Don’t try this at home, kids.)

Firebird at AO3
vulgarweed: (the game by isaac_of_nine)
Monday, February 3rd, 2014 01:04 am
Start Me Up

Fandom: Sherlock
Threesome: Sherlock Holmes/Molly Hooper/John Watson
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: vague oblique spoilers for s3, necrophilia roleplay
Prompt: sex fantasies, forbidden

Title from this song, for that great scandalous line snuck in near the end.

As it happens, this is my first Sherlock fic actually set in London in the 2010s. Not that it matters much.