ext_99335 ([identity profile] blueeyedtigress.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] vulgarweed 2006-05-31 02:34 pm (UTC)

what else could a "jerking-iron" really be?

A tool for making beef jerky? Or perhaps for making jerked beef. ;]

I recall a (possibly apocryphal) anecdote about a grand state banquet of world leaders, during which the wife of the French President was asked what her dearest desire was. Her reply, with a serene smile, was, "A penis for all the world!" After a shocked silence, her husband coughed and said, "My dear, that word is pronounced 'happiness' ..."

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