Sheesh, short break. Not that I'm sorry, since it's only beneficial to the rest of us. :D

Yes to both categories. Although it's the overly sad/melodramatic ones that make my eyes bug out more. Thoughtful without the humor I'm all for, even though it's not canon, but omg-Aziraphale-must-have-been-taken-to-Hell-because-all-his-books-are-on-the-floor-and-there-are-bloody-feathers-and-Hastur-and-Ligur-will-pay-because-nobody-makes-my-pretty-angel-bloody tends to make me feel ill. >.