After years of reading FW regularly for the LULZ, I've observed the very best wanks, the ones that really keep on giving, tend to involve:

1. Some truly whacked combination of sockpuppetry, trolling, stalking, identity displacement, and Munchausen by Internet.

2. Plagiarism

3. Ship wars.

And none of these work for us:

1. Too much WORK.

2. Too icky.

3. Not Applicable for our fandom. Who, pray tell, would the A/C crowd have a ship war with?