Agreed - it's really hard to make spitting sexy in smut. (or, I'd imagine, in RL - I've never done it so I can't say for sure.)
*Pictures Aziraphale giving spitter!Crowley the disdainful cold shoulder for days over that one and the unwitting demon trying to work out what he'd done wrong (despite the fact that he'd be equally offended were the positions reversed)*
XD WRITE IT I dare you!
*Giggles at mental image of Snape, on his knees, licking and sucking away until sensing that the moment of climax is near and triumphantly whipping out one of his trusty glass beakers*
Somebody, somewhere MUST have already written this.
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*Pictures Aziraphale giving spitter!Crowley the disdainful cold shoulder for days over that one and the unwitting demon trying to work out what he'd done wrong (despite the fact that he'd be equally offended were the positions reversed)*
XD WRITE IT I dare you!
*Giggles at mental image of Snape, on his knees, licking and sucking away until sensing that the moment of climax is near and triumphantly whipping out one of his trusty glass beakers*
Somebody, somewhere MUST have already written this.