Bats, belfreys, and blowjobs

[vulgarweed]

Hey, hjbender! And quantum_witch too!

I thought of you!


Totally unrelated poll, I swear! Inspired by an old post on writing_sex; one of my favorite topics--bodily fluids and treatment thereof! (also file under: urban hillbilly cuisine, I suppose.)

[Poll #978679]

Discuss!

Comments

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

Sucking cock with latex? o_O I've never tried that, sounds disgusting (a bit like the "chew the eraser" dare at elementary school). And otherwise: definitely spit + a huge glass of something to wash the taste away. I don't like bitter tastes of any kind (I don't even drink coffee and only rarely beer) and this stupid stuff is slimy in addition. Ugh! Cocks would be a lot nicer (even more than they are, I mean ";-]) without something coming out.
But of course my fictional characters swallow. They're way tougher than I am. (And probably get more practice.) "X-D

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Latex? Oh, yes, if you came of sexual age in the 80s in the US, you would've had it drilled into you real good. (double entendres intended.) That's why they make flavored condoms. Which are, IMO, even more revolting than the unflavored kind. Mint? Ew. As a dear friend of mine used to say, "why can't they make flavored condoms that taste like dick?" I think the taste of latex is a lot less appealing than spunk--but then I've never found the latter to be unpleasant. (I mean, probably wouldn't use it as a condiment on a sandwich or anything, but...) YMMV.

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

Yes, flavoured latex taste must be the most revolting thing ever associated with sex. Still, even thinking of latex blowjobs sets my teeth on edge. (Yes, I know, baaad pun.)
"dick-flavoured"? *lol* Someone totally needs to invent an ice cream with that. "X-D
Dick-flavour is fine. But spunk? Just yuck.
But I don't like blowjobs all that much, anyway. Real sex is much nicer and I don't mind the condoms there.

Well, our school sex ed was focused solely on biology stuff. I could name most of the internal parts of either gender and explain all stages of the female cycle by sixth grade, but no one ever told us something about the practical use of said parts -or what not to do, for that matter.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

THis is probably TMI, but I wound up using a mint-flavored one for fucking once because it was all we had. I felt FRESH!I tell you-FRESH!! Eat your heart out, Massengill. (Don't try this at home, kids.)

Somewhere I might still have that pack of "Cock Flavored Soup Mix" someone gave me once. (Meant to be chicken, of course, but there was a translation issue. XD)

Oh, I didn't learn it in school! Not high school anyway -- college, yes, we had free condoms and safe-sex pamphlets EVERYWHERE. I just had a lot of queer and queer-friendly friends who were very aware of these things. I was also already pretty big on "no glove, no love" to begin with since when I was about 12 I read a whole boatload of those melodramatic 70s novels about pregnant teenagers and was like, "NO WAY am I letting that happen to me."