Do I know how to start a day or what?

[vulgarweed]

Half an hour late for work due to panic attack due to...NO WALLET WHERE WALLET SHOULD BE.

OR ANYWHERE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER.

Frakity-frakity-frakity-frakity-FRAAAK.


I even realize when it probably happened. Most embarrassing part? I was dead sober.

So there I was, on the way to work, canceling my bank cards on my cell and shouting at the poor lady over the roar of the el train. (Nobody had tried to do anything with it.)

Could have been a lot worse. I think there was only about $10 in cash. I've got a temporary ATM card now (another trip to the bank after work). I feel OK now. It's just annoying and stupid.

Madimi picks my pocket. I'm still half expecting to find it in some bizarre nook six months from now. At least I know she didn't empty my account and run to her 'nip dealer.

Anyway, stress release. Who's got something funny or porny to show me?

Comments

[dreya-uberwald.livejournal.com]

Gah, it's so horribly stressful when things like that happen. I'm glad you didn't lose too much though.

At least I know she didn't empty my account and run to her 'nip dealer.

Heh, just be sure to keep your banks statements and birth certificates safely away from her. The last thing anybody needs is to discover that their identity's been sold to a large ginger Tom called Mr. Fluffy.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

The last thing anybody needs is to discover that their identity's been sold to a large ginger Tom called Mr. Fluffy.

"Huh. I don't remember spending my whole paycheck at a fish market."