it's a little lacking in the man/dragon action

True. "The Pearl" and your porn battle fic are the only porny stories I can think of. It's a tragic state this fandom is in!

I shouldn't say that, though, because try as I may, I can't seem to write anything beyond G either. ":-(
I think the main problem is conceiving a way to get around the size difference. But it would also help if Laurence wasn't such a prude. *pokes him*