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vulgarweed) wrote2012-03-27 11:42 pm
vulgarweed) wrote2012-03-27 11:42 pm
Confessions of a 'Phobe.
Not, not that kind.
GodDAMNit, Professor T, why'd you have to put giant spiders in everything, like some kind of creepy-crawly equivalent to Sriracha sauce?
Re-reading The Hobbit, mostly for the joy of it, only a little bit to plan out my pee-break strategy. I had my Strategic Urine Initiative worked out to a science for ROTK. My excuses to always leave the room at the same point in the movie became a running joke with my SO at the time whenever we had it on at home, too.
"Woman, NOW is the time to get me a beer. Not from the fridge - at the corner store."
"What if I'm not back in time for the Horns of Rohan?"
"I'll pause it."
GodDAMNit, Professor T, why'd you have to put giant spiders in everything, like some kind of creepy-crawly equivalent to Sriracha sauce?
Re-reading The Hobbit, mostly for the joy of it, only a little bit to plan out my pee-break strategy. I had my Strategic Urine Initiative worked out to a science for ROTK. My excuses to always leave the room at the same point in the movie became a running joke with my SO at the time whenever we had it on at home, too.
"Woman, NOW is the time to get me a beer. Not from the fridge - at the corner store."
"What if I'm not back in time for the Horns of Rohan?"
"I'll pause it."