Oh YES that sounds lovely. Tei and I rather squicked out a gentleman on Twitter with the seeds of this idea, lol.
I've written lesbian menstrual blood drinking vampire fic too, though not 32k of it (well, it was Monstrous Regiment fic and I'm not totally sure how Maladict/a identifies, but basically...). I absolutely agree that mainstream comedy's idea of edgy is damn weak - and also, why would that even necessarily be edgy? The taboo is pretty arbitrary really. Why would a vampire think it was all that out there? I'm more interested in getting beyond the initial squick-and-giggle factor and exploring it in a pragmatic and non-judgmental way.
However, angsty as this idea is, the idea of John's reaction is hilarious. :D
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I've written lesbian menstrual blood drinking vampire fic too, though not 32k of it (well, it was Monstrous Regiment fic and I'm not totally sure how Maladict/a identifies, but basically...). I absolutely agree that mainstream comedy's idea of edgy is damn weak - and also, why would that even necessarily be edgy? The taboo is pretty arbitrary really. Why would a vampire think it was all that out there? I'm more interested in getting beyond the initial squick-and-giggle factor and exploring it in a pragmatic and non-judgmental way.
However, angsty as this idea is, the idea of John's reaction is hilarious. :D