Sith Happened
May. 30th, 2005 03:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Finally saw the damn thing. It's so hard to get The SO away from his WWII submarine patrols these days....
Anyhow
I have to conclude: I really enjoyed it. There is no shortage of good reasons to hate it, but at the end of the day, I'm not feelin' it. It was very, very, very Lucas--which is to say, terrible dialogue, plot holes you can drive an AT-AT through, heavy drama that's often more comical than the intentionally comical parts, geek fetishism writ Wagnerian...and yet it works. No one else could have made this movie (no one else would have). In which it is decisively proven that Anakin was never the brightest lightsaber in the box, that killing unarmed prisoners is the Star Wars-verse equivalent of cheating on your taxes no matter what side you're on, and that watching your former friend horribly twitch to death while he writhes burning without limbs is acceptible to the Jedi code as long as you feel really, really conflicted about it. (Then again, if he'd done the right thing and put him out of his misery quickly, that'd be a plot hole even Lucas couldn't live with). And like Padme is the only woman ever to lose her "will to live" during labor. I think that's normal, not usually fatal.
But it worked. It was grandiose and stirring and pompous and overblown, and it set up the beginning of the originally trilogy beautifully (C'mon, who else got a little misty hearing bits of "Leia's Theme" as Bail Organa and his wife held their baby on Alderaan, and "Luke's Theme" as Beru and Lars watched the sunsets on Tatooine?) and I fell for it like the sucker I am. And just imagine if Lucas had done the films chronologically, and we had to wait three years for Episode IV after a downer ending like that?
Besides, the politics geek in me absolutely loves all the stuff that's like Xtreme C-SPAN.
Anyhow
I have to conclude: I really enjoyed it. There is no shortage of good reasons to hate it, but at the end of the day, I'm not feelin' it. It was very, very, very Lucas--which is to say, terrible dialogue, plot holes you can drive an AT-AT through, heavy drama that's often more comical than the intentionally comical parts, geek fetishism writ Wagnerian...and yet it works. No one else could have made this movie (no one else would have). In which it is decisively proven that Anakin was never the brightest lightsaber in the box, that killing unarmed prisoners is the Star Wars-verse equivalent of cheating on your taxes no matter what side you're on, and that watching your former friend horribly twitch to death while he writhes burning without limbs is acceptible to the Jedi code as long as you feel really, really conflicted about it. (Then again, if he'd done the right thing and put him out of his misery quickly, that'd be a plot hole even Lucas couldn't live with). And like Padme is the only woman ever to lose her "will to live" during labor. I think that's normal, not usually fatal.
But it worked. It was grandiose and stirring and pompous and overblown, and it set up the beginning of the originally trilogy beautifully (C'mon, who else got a little misty hearing bits of "Leia's Theme" as Bail Organa and his wife held their baby on Alderaan, and "Luke's Theme" as Beru and Lars watched the sunsets on Tatooine?) and I fell for it like the sucker I am. And just imagine if Lucas had done the films chronologically, and we had to wait three years for Episode IV after a downer ending like that?
Besides, the politics geek in me absolutely loves all the stuff that's like Xtreme C-SPAN.
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Date: 2005-05-30 10:46 pm (UTC)From what my child-bearing friends tell me, labor is the only time they are at risk of falling to the Dark Side, not losing the will to live. One of my friends said it was the only time she contemplated having her husband fixed or giving up sex forever. :-D
Yep, killing unarmed combatants gets you many bad karma points. Leaving your best friend to burn to death probably isn't a Good Thing either, but I've got to agree on the plot hole thing if Obi-Wan had done the right thing and put Anakin out of his pain.
And am I the only one to feel *really* bad about the clones and how they were used and abused by Everyone? I mean, manufacturing living being to be used like droids? What happened to free will? Liberty? The Jedi really slipped up when they just took the instant army and asked no questions.
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Date: 2005-06-01 12:56 am (UTC)No, you're not the only one, on the clones issue. I suppose that was the point where the Jedi lost the higher ground. Note that little moment where one of them returns Obi-Wan's lightsaber to him, right before he gets to the order to kill him. It really highlighted that well, I thought.
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Date: 2005-06-01 01:04 am (UTC)Yes, that was Commander Cody, someone who Obi-Wan had worked with for years. Obviously the clones were brainwashed/programmed back when they were manufactured to react without thinking to the Order - but I wonder about their reactions *afterward* when everything sinks in. Would they have any PTSD reactions? Suicides? Desertions? (granted, given their conditioning, that would be very hard for them to do, but even the best conditioning can be broken given the right trigger.) Plot bunny, what plot bunny?
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Date: 2005-06-01 01:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-01 01:20 am (UTC)I did write a clone fic some years back, based on the later clones commissioned by Grand Admiral Thrawn. They had somewhat more diversity and were 'flash taught' by templates created from their original's memories. Other than that, they weren't messed up too badly and when left on their own, managed to live fairly normally (at least if they didn't think too hard about their 'other selves')
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Date: 2005-05-31 03:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-01 12:57 am (UTC)I had hopes. But then I've been let down before, so I was kind of afraid to have hopes.
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Date: 2005-06-01 03:22 am (UTC)I"m really glad that you enjoyed the film - it's been sad to see people on my f-list rant against the film (I mean, I can see why - it's certainly not perfect) but I was hoping that more people would find something they loved in it.
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Date: 2005-05-31 07:39 am (UTC)no subject
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