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[vulgarweed]

Today was the kind of day where, if you stay outside long enough, your vitreous humor will freeze totally solid and you can take a fork to your eyeballs without harming them. Seriously.

But now I am warm.

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[aphrodeia.livejournal.com]

*tries to wrap her brain around the imagery*

*fails*

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Heh. It's a special feeling, let me tell you. Also when your ears and nose start feeling crunchy because the cartilage has stiffened.