In honor of the Kentucky Derby

[vulgarweed]

Well, for a certain value of "honor"...also inspired by a rant at fanficrants about how stupid it is to send the Harry Potter cast to a Muggle horse race in Kentucky. I agree. My alternative.

Not posted to snape100; doesn't fit the current challenge. Death Eaters behaving badly!

Breeding Counts

Words: 100
Rating: PG
Characters: Lucius, Blaise, Snape
Summary: In which Lucius demonstrates why he was never a contender for a teaching position.



It was the social event of the year for the overmoneyed, and Lucius Malfoy was holding court in his skybox at the great thestral race. “Breeding will tell,” he said, nudging his son’s friend Blaise, “See, the inferior line of the tendons there?”

“Er” said Blaise, looking down. “I can’t see them, sir.”

Lucius aimed his wand way down at the track, where the Muggleborn groom for the mount Cornelius Fudge owned was standing. “Avada Kedavra. Now you can. So – you do understand it’s the bloodline that…”

Snape rolled his eyes. The worst breeding he could see was up here.



So how'd it go for you? Your horse win?

Comments

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Yes, Snape's seen-it-all act is no act anymore. Lucius is such a boor.

Personally, I like to think that Malfoy senior's afterlife will involve him being Hastur and Ligur's housemaid (frilly apron optional).

You will write this, won't you? ;)

[dreya-uberwald.livejournal.com]

You will write this, won't you? ;)

You know I'm not going to be able to resist. There are just so many ironic torments that are just begging to have themselves inflicted upon Lucius. *Wonders if there could be a way to have Dobby and Gollum visit the diabolic Dukes*

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

The bunnies love you, you're know. You're so soft and chewy.

Are Dobby and Gollum shacking up now? I'm sure they could use some nice housewares.