vulgarweed | (no subject)

You can and you has.

It's been four days. Next I get to see if I can do a post of more than two sentences. That'll be rad.

Fuck, really? I seem to be the only one with LJ problems this week. Any idea what's going on?

Icarus

A lot of people have had slowdowns, or been unable to post at all, or only been able to make short posts. They say it's related to the DDOS attacks.

School's out, you know. I wish they'd find the twinks and put them to work on community cleanup or some such if they have so much free time on their hands.

Welcome back!

Ooh, so you're one of the many who have (accidentally?) restricted posts? That makes at least four on my flist ...

That's me! One of the lucky winners! $%P*(&#@

And you still does own teh intarwebz!

That's right, and I want my royalties, bitch!

Can I pay my share in sexual favours?

That's the preferred method, and you get frequent flyer miles too.

Ah, another person MIA because of the weirdness that is LJ. {{hugs}} Hope this means that it is functioning normally again?

Picture me with my nose pressed to the glass like a grubby waif outside a 5-star restaurant.

Wah! :-(

A very dear friend of mine told me his mother sent out Christmas cards one year that had a picture of The Little Match Girl freezing to death out in the snow and inside it said "Thank you for not smoking."

I see where said dear friend got his sense of humor.

I suppose it says something about me that I find that absolutely hilarious. *veg*

I can picture this perfectly.

you have been missed!

and you is infected with lolspeak, too!
check out communities lolgods loltheorists and philolsophers (I think that's a wrong name but I cant recall the right one.

LJ noes good grammarz!

The ones I ran across were

lolhistory,

lolscience,

loltheorists

I am regrettably addicted to

ihasatardis myself.

Welcome back and thank the gods. Not that we didn't have email, but still...

Indeed. White-knuckly weekend, I must say.