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[vulgarweed]

I am a BAD BAD person for laughing at this as hard as I am.


Your dearly departed pet, in Bad Photoshop Heaven.

See, this is why I can't have nice things (like money). If I did, I'd be badgering them to do one of my dearly missed Marlowe taking a whizz on Jesus's robe or trying to shred the BVM's eyelids. Because he totally would. And it didn't mean he didn't like you.

Comments

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

I get the feeling these folks are toxically sincere.

[blueeyedtigress.livejournal.com]

::Sigh:: Yeah. Upon re-reading, I agree. Which really makes it worse, and I've looped back to "horrified".

I suppose if it fulfills a need for some poor, grieving soul ...? (Yes, that was definitely Aziraphale-like dithering you heard there.)

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think this is exactly the sort of thing that brings out Aziraphale's cynical and wicked side, and he might even now be planning a spectacular practical joke that involves a "candid" photo and a sob story about his poor departed pet snake...

[blueeyedtigress.livejournal.com]

And now all your loyal fans are waiting to read this .... ;]

[amberdiceless.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DOOOOO EEEEEEET.