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[vulgarweed]

I am a BAD BAD person for laughing at this as hard as I am.


Your dearly departed pet, in Bad Photoshop Heaven.

See, this is why I can't have nice things (like money). If I did, I'd be badgering them to do one of my dearly missed Marlowe taking a whizz on Jesus's robe or trying to shred the BVM's eyelids. Because he totally would. And it didn't mean he didn't like you.

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[runcible.livejournal.com]

DUDE, I AM A BAD PERSON TOO. Cause I am LOLing hardcore.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

It helps that the quality is SO BAD, OMG. They're charging REAL MONEY for that!

[runcible.livejournal.com]

Give me five minutes, a dead cat, a Jesus picture and I could do that wtf. EVERYONE COULD.

[blueeyedtigress.livejournal.com]

Whereas I am horrified and disgusted -- I mean, would it hurt them to do good photoshopping for this? Bad photoshopping is just ... sad.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

I bet you could do something a LOT more creative than that with five minutes, a dead cat, and a Jesus picture.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Check out their price list for that crap.

[celandineb.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO! Dude. Even I could probably make those. And I don't even have Photoshop.

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear GOD. Or, you know, whatever. I am clearly equally as bad as you!

[notlefthanded.livejournal.com]

Bwa! "At last, little Bandit and the Blessed Virgin are as one."

[blueeyedtigress.livejournal.com]

Aaaaand it just crossed the line into criminal.

(One of my great grandmothers got taken to the cleaners in her old age by televangelists. This strikes me as similar ....) 8P

[rexluscus.livejournal.com]

That's one of those things where it's momentarily unclear whether it's a joke or not. And once you realize it isn't, that is when the true lolz begin. :)

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

I get the feeling these folks are toxically sincere.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Scissors and glue will do it.

[shiv5468.livejournal.com]

And in some cases, your pet has been turned into what looks like a candle...

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

I...just..can't..stop!

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

My favorite is the dog with the tongue hanging out getting what looks like a kung-fu neck chop from the praying Virgin statue.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

And none of them are nearly as well done as that Jesus-holding-the-baby-dinosaur picture.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

It looks like she's burping him.

[shiv5468.livejournal.com]

God moves in mysterious ways...

[tyellas.livejournal.com]

I'd say "Oh dear Lord" except that doesn't quite seem right after those pictures.

[ellimayhem.livejournal.com]

As one of your friends who is a photoshop whiz, I'd do that for free.

[moralanqua.livejournal.com]

Yeah but how do you know what religion your dead pet was? Your Jewish cat wouldn't like being photoshopped into Jeebus' arms and your Muslim hamster would soooo jihad you from beyond for putting him at the feet of the Virgin M.

I better go ask my cats this right now. I couldn't live with myself if they got photoshop raped into the wrong religion!!!111

;P

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure my Marlowe was of the Bastet's Little Bastards faith. Kind of a scary schism from the main cat religion, like the Assassins were to mainstream Islam.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Would you do something as awful as those samples if I paid you? I bet not. You have your pride, don't you?

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

How about "Our Lady of the Litterbox"?