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[vulgarweed]

I am a BAD BAD person for laughing at this as hard as I am.


Your dearly departed pet, in Bad Photoshop Heaven.

See, this is why I can't have nice things (like money). If I did, I'd be badgering them to do one of my dearly missed Marlowe taking a whizz on Jesus's robe or trying to shred the BVM's eyelids. Because he totally would. And it didn't mean he didn't like you.

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[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Check out their price list for that crap.

[blueeyedtigress.livejournal.com]

Aaaaand it just crossed the line into criminal.

(One of my great grandmothers got taken to the cleaners in her old age by televangelists. This strikes me as similar ....) 8P

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

I get the feeling these folks are toxically sincere.

[blueeyedtigress.livejournal.com]

::Sigh:: Yeah. Upon re-reading, I agree. Which really makes it worse, and I've looped back to "horrified".

I suppose if it fulfills a need for some poor, grieving soul ...? (Yes, that was definitely Aziraphale-like dithering you heard there.)

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think this is exactly the sort of thing that brings out Aziraphale's cynical and wicked side, and he might even now be planning a spectacular practical joke that involves a "candid" photo and a sob story about his poor departed pet snake...

[blueeyedtigress.livejournal.com]

And now all your loyal fans are waiting to read this .... ;]

[amberdiceless.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DOOOOO EEEEEEET.