The Middle Distance

Yesterday, that is, July 6th

In the spirit of hobbit-style birthday giving (the birthday person gives gifts to others) I set the goal of getting two fics finished and posted. Mission Accomplished!

Urine For a Treat
Fandom: Sherlock (Bone-Fiddle-verse, Appalachian AU)
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
No Archive Warnings Apply
Tags: Watersports, Golden Showers, Piss Play, Established Relationship, Intimacy, Cuddling, Oral Sex, Shower Sex
Summary: In "I Like Smoke and Lightning", John learned that Sherlock had very few limits. He sat with that for a while and accepted it. And now it's coming home.

Part 1/2


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Mind the tags, this one's got a bit of a bite to it. :D

Vagina Bones
Fandom: Locked Tomb Trilogy - Tamsyn Muir
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus
No Archive Warnings Apply
Tags: Meme Fic, Inspired by Twitter, Cunnilingus, Vaginal Fingering, Vagina Dentata
Summary: Harrow springs a bitey surprise on Gideon in an intimate moment. To no one's surprise, Gideon kinda loves it.

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I was starting to worry I was losing my mojo for kinky porn since it's been a while...turns out, nah.

Or, "The Case of the Penetrated Pumpkins"

Johnlock, Rated M, No Archive Warnings Apply


Harvest Moon

originally posted to AO3 on 7/28/2017. Latest update 3/20/2018 NOW COMPLETE

Title: Signs Following
Chapters: 11/11 COMPLETE
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Rating: NC-17/Explicit
Tags/Warnings:
Appalachia, Historical - 1970s, Snakes, Religion, religious homophobia, Canon-Typical Violence, Appalachian Folklore, Folk Medicine, Faith Healing, snakebite, Story: The Adventure of the Speckled Band, Allusions to Family Abuse, Established Relationship, Established Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Snake-Handling

Summary: 1976. Bone Fiddle-verse; Appalachian AU. A couple years into their relationship, John and Sherlock are cozily setting up for spring with Mrs. Hudson's expert guidance when a distraught young woman appeals to them for help and sends them on one of their strangest cases yet - in order to solve one murder and prevent another, they must tangle with a sinister preacher and enter the much-sensationalized, little-understood world of Pentecostal Holiness believers who strictly observe Mark 16: 17-18.

(And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; they shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.)

Story is loosely modeled on "The Adventure of the Speckled Band."

Signs Following, full story

latest update: Chapter 11 - In the Morning Sow Thy Seed

Chapter summary: They don't even make it all the way home before the trouser snakes wake up and want handling (the chapter title isn't about gardening!) And a good thing too, because the waiting wrath of Mrs. Hudson would be a real boner-killer.

Note and bibliography at the end.

Written for significanceofmoths for the 2017 Fandom Trumps Hate auction!

originally posted to AO3 on 4/24/2017

Every Bad Boy Loves a Sailor

Word count: 10,614
Chapters:Fandom: Sherlock
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Additional Tags: Bedtime Stories, Dirty Talk, Past Sex Work, Promiscuity, Prostitution, Past Threeway, Anonymous Sex, Period-Typical Homophobic Language, Appalachia, New York City, Hustling, Cruising, 69 (Sex Position), Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Sex Instructor Sherlock, Lazy Mornings, mild jealousy, Rimming, Barebacking, Period-Typical Risky Sex, Riding, Historical - 1960s, Historical - 1970s
Series: Part 11 of The Bone Fiddle
Summary:

Bone Fiddle-verse, Appalachian AU. On a lazy, rainy Sunday morning, Sherlock tells John a smutty and (mostly) true story. John’s got some mixed feelings about Sherlock’s promiscuous past, but he can’t deny what hearing about it in lascivious detail does to him - especially now that he’s the only one safely naked in bed with him.

Written for Shabet in the 2017 Fandom Trumps Hate auction.

A sad/bittersweet one.

In memory of mountain music master Dr. Ralph Stanley, 1927-2016

Title: I'll Fly Away, Oh Glory
Rating: G
Warnings: Character Death, Funerals, Songfic

Summary: The secret to a long life is knowing when it's time to go. Not always so easy for those left behind - but music helps. Someone beloved finally flies away.

( I'll Fly Away, Oh Glory )

You need this:

Well, one good thing about having so many WIPs at one time is that one can shuffle back and forth, backburner things one is blocked on, and still feel like one is making SOME kind of progress.

1. I’ve nearly finished my epic m/m/m (Aronnax/Conseil/Nemo) steampunk BDSM 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea story, which I hope to submit to Circlet Press for this anthology, under my pro porn pseud.

2. I’m about 7,000 words into a Johnlock BDSM story in which sub!John wants and needs to play so rough he surpasses even Dom!Sherlock’s limits, which takes some doing and knocks everyone off-guard.

3. Still working at that Hobbit animal-play!story for Seasons of Kink, which will be all about Bilbo indulging his raging bear kink both figuratively and almost literally, with Thorin and Beorn.

4. Another original porn fic by Evadare Volney, in the Mountain Shifters series, this one based on the Appalachian legend of the Wampus Cat.

5. A long Bone-Fiddle-verse casefic, hitched up because PLOTTING CASEFIC IS HARD YO, but we are still plugging, we promise.

6. Fans of With Both Hands Thou Shalt Give It (I know there are a few, and I love you, you sick fucks) might be glad to know I’ve started brainstorming another Sérelókë story. This one, I think … well, part of it’s kind of like “Blue Carbuncle,” except the stolen jewel is in a dead wolf, not a goose.

OMG YOU GUYS kinkajou DID IT AGAIN!

This one's a scene from The Bone Fiddle itself, and . . .

it's the graveyard scene in Chapter 7! SPOILERZ


GO LOOK IT'S AMAZING (I'd say it's PG-13)

There's a bear, and a moon, and a lighted coal miner's helmet, and an open grave, and bones, and John and Sherlock just about to . . . do what they do in that scene. :D

I love this so much and am SO HONORED!

Welp, the rating on the Bone-Fiddle-verse drabble collection at AO3 was already Mature, but it's going up!

A continuation of the "Setting the Tone" series of 221B drabbles - around midnight at New Year's Eve, 1973/74. Dedicated to write_out.

Original post of Part 1 is here, but I'm reposting it here for the sake of continuity and easy readability.

I wanted to do a PWP in serial-221B format in five parts, to see if I could get away without it seeming too stilted and stylized. Readers be the judge.

Pairing: Sherlock/John
Rating: Explicit
Content notes: Appalachian traditions, New Year's Eve, rimming, anal sex, competency kink, display of a firearm, distant explosions.


( Setting the Tone )



Yes, anvil shooting is a real thing! Helpful how-to video!

A very belated New Year's Eve-themed 221B drabble. I'm dedicating this to write_out because she's had a crap week.

Title: Setting the Tone (pt 1)
Fandom: Sherlock (AU, Bone-Fiddle-verse)
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Rating: PG
Warnings: none
Summary: Once again, John teaches Sherlock to have a little respect for tradition.

( Setting the Tone )

Any other drabble writers out there driven absolutely mad by the way Google Docs and Open Office don't register word counts the same way, so they never match exactly? Open Office says this is a legit 221B, goddammit.

Fandom: Sherlock (Bone-Fiddle-verse; 1970s Appalachian AU)
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Characters: Greg Lestrade, Sally Donovan, Mycroft Holmes, OCs
Rating: NC-17/Explicit
Word count: 13,397
Summary: The war is ending and the troops are returning. They do not always mean well. Their loved ones are not always glad to see them. A case straight out of an old folktale has deep repercussions for Sherlock and John.
Warnings: References to period-typical racism and homophobia, paranormal ambiguity, mild (canon-typical) violence, references to drug use

Giftfic for winter_hermit, as payback for the wonderful cover art for the Straw Man Fallacy fanmix

The title comes from this song

The story is based on the version known as “Murder in the Meadow,” from James Gay Jones’s collection “Appalachian Ghost Stories and Other Tales.” Also contains references/homages to several ACD stories, and several episodes of the show.


He's Coming To Us Dead on AO3


Enjoy!