The Middle Distance

Yesterday, that is, July 6th

In the spirit of hobbit-style birthday giving (the birthday person gives gifts to others) I set the goal of getting two fics finished and posted. Mission Accomplished!

Urine For a Treat
Fandom: Sherlock (Bone-Fiddle-verse, Appalachian AU)
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
No Archive Warnings Apply
Tags: Watersports, Golden Showers, Piss Play, Established Relationship, Intimacy, Cuddling, Oral Sex, Shower Sex
Summary: In "I Like Smoke and Lightning", John learned that Sherlock had very few limits. He sat with that for a while and accepted it. And now it's coming home.

Part 1/2


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Mind the tags, this one's got a bit of a bite to it. :D

Vagina Bones
Fandom: Locked Tomb Trilogy - Tamsyn Muir
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus
No Archive Warnings Apply
Tags: Meme Fic, Inspired by Twitter, Cunnilingus, Vaginal Fingering, Vagina Dentata
Summary: Harrow springs a bitey surprise on Gideon in an intimate moment. To no one's surprise, Gideon kinda loves it.

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I was starting to worry I was losing my mojo for kinky porn since it's been a while...turns out, nah.

Or, "The Case of the Penetrated Pumpkins"

Johnlock, Rated M, No Archive Warnings Apply


Harvest Moon

This was my entry in the 2018 Wits On Tap challenge!

This is a fest where people remix other people's stories as poems. It's always, always great fun.

Full 2018 collection on AO3

I was assigned Alexxphoenix42's sexy, hilarious, Come Here Often?, a Johnlock-alternate-first-meeting story with bad pickup lines and sex in an alley.

I went at it through a pastiche of Allen Ginsberg's raunchy Please Master.

Sherlock/John, Sherlock POV, so very very explicit.

Please Mister (Come Here. Often.) (After Allen Ginsberg)

Please mister can I touch you, full of cheek
Please mister can I berail you with my awful lines
(I got that from a book. Everybody gets that from a book.)
Please mister can I tell you your beautiful body and will you hold it against me
Please mister will you look at my arse when I bend down to pick up the jaw I dropped because of you
Please mister will you shoot me dead with your eyes and shroud my corpse with your lashes
Please mister can I tell you what your mouth makes me dream of...

Originally posted to AO3 on 3/15/2018.

Title: The Art of the Blood
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, past Sherlock Holmes/Historical Male Character (classical music RPF)
Recipient okapi, in the fandomlovespuertorico auction
Rating: NC-17/Explicit
Tags/Warnings/Content Notes/Advertisements: Blood, Blood Drinking, Bloodplay, Vampirism, Bloodletting, Cutting, Hand Jobs, Frottage, First Time, vampire kink, Timeline What Timeline

Summary: Watson finds a disturbing, barbaric, medically out-of-fashion item among Holmes’s possessions, and simply cannot let it go. How does Holmes happen to own not just any bloodletting kit, but one that once belonged to a great violin master who died before Holmes was born? The answers revealed will change both their lives - forever.

Warning for cutting, but not in a mental illness context.

A Fandom Loves Puerto Rico bid for Okapi, who supplied me with this wonderful prompt! Nicolo Paganini’s bloodletting kit.

A 221B drabble per day (whether it’s a Sherlockian fandom or not), drawn from the kinktober kink list!

Masterlist under the cut after today's drabble!



Day 12: 12. Master/Slave | Tentacles | Hand-jobs

(Warning for mind control and very dubious dub-con)

Mortifications of the Flesh (The Silmarillion-LOTR, Sauron/Witch-King of Angmar)

He reaches out, in the last mortifications of his fading flesh.

He had a mighty will, enough to keep his quick life knit together far beyond the measure of his race, and to ease his pain as the hand of death touched him and slipped. He thought he understood my gift - bold was he in accepting, and proud was he to rank first and highest.

Only now does he begin to comprehend fully, as the world he was born to begins to fade away, as his vessel desiccates and his eyes fix beyond the veil, piercing shadows.

He is mine utterly, and soon will pass beyond the sight of the living but as a cold shadow of fear. I see him at once as he was and is - warlord and sorcerer, still bearing power, now bent to my will. Even fairer to my sight is he, now bent to my shaping, refusing the Gift of Men for my sake. Age-scored and mist-grey, wraith-light in his eyes. I rouse his withered manhood with the Ring on my hand, and he writhes for me - crackling, groaning, desperately dry; his cries both sharp and rattling; his pleasure more dreadful than his pain. Soon he will be beyond both to all but Myself, with a touch of my will on the ring that he bears.


( Masterlist 1-11 )

A 221B drabble per day (whether it’s a Sherlockian fandom or not), drawn from the kinktober kink list!
This masterlist is getting long - after today, it'll be under a cut.

Day 1: 1. Spanking | Sleepy Sex | Aphrodisiacs

A Boon to Diplomacy (The Hobbit, Bilbo/Thorin/Thranduil/Bard)

Day 2: 2. Dirty talk | Watersports | Forniphilia (Human Furniture)

A Firm Footing (Sherlock, Irene Adler/Sherlock Holmes)

Day 3: 3. Public | Biting | Sthenolagnia (Strength/Muscles)

Chelicerae (The Silmarillion, Thuringwethil/Ungoliant)

Day 4: 4. Bukakke | Knife Play | Begging

Entitlement (Sherlock, Sherlock/John)

Day 5: Day 5: 5. Humiliation | Cuckolding | Body Swap

Double Dare (Sherlock, Sherlock/Mary/John)

Day 6: 6. Size Difference | Bondage | Bonds (Telepathic or Empathic)

Knotty Wood (Lord of the Rings, Merry/Pippin/Treebeard)

Day 7: 7. Creampie | Worship (Body, etc) | Cross-dressing

The Gentleman Thief (Sherlock, Irene/Mary)

8. Latex | Roleplay | Deep-Throating/Face-Sitting (I USED ALL THREE!)

Forensic Protocol (Sherlock, Sherlock/John)

9. Day 9: 9. Asphyxiation | Lingerie | Frottage (I USED ALL THREE AGAIN!)

Five Minutes in Purgatory (Sherlock, Eurus Holmes/Jim Moriarty)

10. 10. Edgeplay | Gun Play | Fucking Machine

Money Shot (Sherlock, Sherlock Holmes/Jim Moriarty, in Sherlock’s Mind Bordello)

“It’s only really edgeplay if it’s loaded.”

“It is,” Sherlock said. He knew this not because of the revolver’s weight or how it was handled - but because of who handled it. Who was kneeling, licking the barrel and drawing it in and out of his mouth, obscenely.

Moriarty - Jim - seemed reluctant to let it go. “You know there’s only one in the chamber, too. It’s already crossed my mind - (for when he bent low Sherlock could see the back of his head blown out). Perhaps it will cross yours too.”

“Russian Roulette,” Sherlock snapped, pulse pounding.

“You’re as good at the obvious as your…biographer. Pity your illustrator isn’t here to draw you taking this gun out of my mouth and putting your cock in there instead. Only thing you’ve got to lose is something you don’t value much anyway. Either way. I like this gun. It’s tasty. And you like to suck, too.”

Sherlock’s eyes narrowed, calculating. “The cabbie. The pills. That was a message. Two rounds. Click click.”

“Or click-bang,” Jim said, languidly. “Or click-bang-suck-OH. I know what your semen smells like. It’s all over your bed. You’ve been thinking of me, you naughty boy.”

“We both get orgasms, lucky one gets a dead enemy?”

“Bring that cock here and try it. You’re gonna love having your mind blown.”

A 221B drabble per day (whether it’s a Sherlockian fandom or not), drawn from the kinktober kink list!

Day 1: 1. Spanking | Sleepy Sex | Aphrodisiacs

A Boon to Diplomacy (The Hobbit, Bilbo/Thorin/Thranduil/Bard)

Day 2: 2. Dirty talk | Watersports | Forniphilia (Human Furniture)

A Firm Footing (Sherlock, Irene Adler/Sherlock Holmes)

Day 3: 3. Public | Biting | Sthenolagnia (Strength/Muscles)

Chelicerae (The Silmarillion, Thuringwethil/Ungoliant)

Day 4: 4. Bukakke | Knife Play | Begging

Entitlement (Sherlock, Sherlock/John)

Day 5: Day 5: 5. Humiliation | Cuckolding | Body Swap

Double Dare (Sherlock, Sherlock/Mary/John)

Day 6: 6. Size Difference | Bondage | Bonds (Telepathic or Empathic)

Knotty Wood (Lord of the Rings)

“Over here! Up against this tree.”

“Oooh, they’re getting slaughtered. I can’t believe how lucky we are to be alive.”

“Myself even more so since you haven’t even untied me.”

“Maybe I like the way you look with your hands tied.”

“Hardly fitting in a life or death situation, I should think. And this is nasty Orc rope, it’s not the nice hemp we play with back home.”

“Well, we’re a long way from home, Pippin. We’ll have to make do with what we’ve got.”

“Can’t we have a little--you know--since I’m all tied up and all?”

“Well, I stole a knife, can cut you loose real fast if I have to.”

“Mmm, clever Merry. Mmm, let us have a-”

“Oh that’s nice. You taste good. Tie you to this vine here and make you squirm up against this tree, just like...ummm, yeah, you’re getting hard fast. Gonna stroke you, make you beg for it…”

“Merry?”

“What, Pip?”

“That huge branch here, turning up. Wasn’t that a dangling bit of vine before?”

“I thought it was, for sure. Mm, so smooth too. Not like the roughness everywhere else. It feels good in my other hand, yeah--”

There was a massive rustling above them as Merry stroked the branch and Pippin at once. A booming voice moaned, “Well bless my bark!”

A 221B drabble per day (whether it’s a Sherlockian fandom or not), drawn from the kinktober kink list!

Day 1: 1. Spanking | Sleepy Sex | Aphrodisiacs

A Boon to Diplomacy (The Hobbit, Bilbo/Thorin/Thranduil/Bard)

Day 2: 2. Dirty talk | Watersports | Forniphilia (Human Furniture)

A Firm Footing (Sherlock, Irene Adler/Sherlock Holmes)

Day 3: 3. Public | Biting | Sthenolagnia (Strength/Muscles)

Chelicerae (The Silmarillion, Thuringwethil/Ungoliant)

Day 4: 4. Bukakke | Knife Play | Begging

Entitlement (Sherlock)

“Give me the scalpel, Sherlock!”

“No.”

In his bonds, John could barely flex his fingers. The left knuckle scabs were healed but the skin still felt tight.

“Lestrade played me the recording,” Sherlock said, his voice a deep drone. “It’s good to know that it used to be fun for you.”

John shivered as Sherlock’s fingers ran up his shoulders, plucking his collar open. “Everything was so wrong that day. Everything.”

Sherlock nodded with an mm-hmm, and let John feel the slow, light trail of the dull side of the scalpel up his right trapezius. It felt good. “I want you to imagine just what you thought might have happened, if I really were as far gone as you thought. Would I have killed Culverton? The true Faith? Even you? With this one tiny blade, that I’ve only used on premade corpses? A weapon more befitting a doctor?”

“And I used my fists and feet instead. Sherlock, I’m sorry, so sorry. Please?”

“Please release you?” Sherlock asked quickly, demeanor changing as his hands lunged for the bonds.

“No!” John barked. “Not that! You promised!”

“Oh you’re right, I did,” Sherlock said, breathing deep. “I’m entitled, you said. True enough. I am. And you’re demanding. You’d resent me if I safeworded out - and so I won’t.”

Sherlock kissed John, and drew blood.

https://books.pronoun.com/journey-to-the-center-of-desire/

The latest Circlet Press anthology: our steamy tales based on the works of Jules Verne, and one of them by yours truly (as evadare_volney). $3.99 ebook from your fave retailers at the link.

Mine is based on 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. Established-relationship (kinky) Aronnax/Conseil, and a bargain struck with the passionate, insightful, and devious Captain Nemo which totally doesn't involve a steampunk tentacle fucking machine, oh wait yes it does..

All the other stories are incredibly good. Please consider a review at Amazon or Goodreads or whatnot if you read it and enjoy it.

originally posted to AO3 on 4/24/2017

Every Bad Boy Loves a Sailor

Word count: 10,614
Chapters:Fandom: Sherlock
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Additional Tags: Bedtime Stories, Dirty Talk, Past Sex Work, Promiscuity, Prostitution, Past Threeway, Anonymous Sex, Period-Typical Homophobic Language, Appalachia, New York City, Hustling, Cruising, 69 (Sex Position), Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Sex Instructor Sherlock, Lazy Mornings, mild jealousy, Rimming, Barebacking, Period-Typical Risky Sex, Riding, Historical - 1960s, Historical - 1970s
Series: Part 11 of The Bone Fiddle
Summary:

Bone Fiddle-verse, Appalachian AU. On a lazy, rainy Sunday morning, Sherlock tells John a smutty and (mostly) true story. John’s got some mixed feelings about Sherlock’s promiscuous past, but he can’t deny what hearing about it in lascivious detail does to him - especially now that he’s the only one safely naked in bed with him.

Written for Shabet in the 2017 Fandom Trumps Hate auction.