vulgarweed: (squonk_by_aurora_starwing)
Yesterday, that is, July 6th

In the spirit of hobbit-style birthday giving (the birthday person gives gifts to others) I set the goal of getting two fics finished and posted. Mission Accomplished!

Urine For a Treat
Fandom: Sherlock (Bone-Fiddle-verse, Appalachian AU)
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
No Archive Warnings Apply
Tags: Watersports, Golden Showers, Piss Play, Established Relationship, Intimacy, Cuddling, Oral Sex, Shower Sex
Summary: In "I Like Smoke and Lightning", John learned that Sherlock had very few limits. He sat with that for a while and accepted it. And now it's coming home.

Part 1/2


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Mind the tags, this one's got a bit of a bite to it. :D

Vagina Bones
Fandom: Locked Tomb Trilogy - Tamsyn Muir
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus
No Archive Warnings Apply
Tags: Meme Fic, Inspired by Twitter, Cunnilingus, Vaginal Fingering, Vagina Dentata
Summary: Harrow springs a bitey surprise on Gideon in an intimate moment. To no one's surprise, Gideon kinda loves it.

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I was starting to worry I was losing my mojo for kinky porn since it's been a while...turns out, nah.
vulgarweed: (cock-by-magnavox-23)
So you've probably noticed that this year, I've posted a Bone-Fiddle-verse drabble or drabble series on and for every full moon.

This, the next to the last, is a special occasion: a Blue Moon on Halloween/Samhain. So I decided to write, not a drabble but a full little flash fic around 1000 words.

I went for both smutty AND spooky, with an homage to one of my favorite classic weird tales writers, Manly Wade Wellman.

Hunter's Moon

Some hunters hunt by staying very still.
vulgarweed: (cock-by-magnavox-23)
Or, "The Case of the Penetrated Pumpkins"

Johnlock, Rated M, No Archive Warnings Apply


Harvest Moon
vulgarweed: (she-said-by-magnavox-23)
cross-posted to Twitter and Tumblr.

Lately I’ve had two requests to include stories of mine in Bottom!Character collections on AO3 - two different pairings, two different fandoms! One fic is Johnlock and the other Aziraphale/Crowley. I’m sitting on them and mulling.

Because sure, the character they like bottoming does in both those stories (Sherlock and Aziraphale) and I don’t mind those readers with a strong preference enjoying those stories, at all!

But for both those pairings I am VERY STAUNCHLY a switch/vers writer (in fact, in the case of A/C I think it’s symbolically and theologically important that they switch). And there are a lot of jackasses out there who can’t cope with this.

The kind of people who harass writers for writing it “wrong” (and have driven several wonderful writers out of fandoms over it). So I’m hesitant to expose my fics to their attention (because if they check out my other work they will certainly find things they don’t like, fuck yeah) or to give even the SLIGHTEST hint that I might ever endorse or respect that mentality. I want my position on positions to be clear - it’s all fine, except flaming people for writing it the other way; that is NOT fine, ever. And I like to write it all the ways.

I’ve got some excellent feedback on the Twitter and Tumblr threads, and I’m strongly leaning towards saying no. Yet I don’t mind people who have a preference reading the fics of mine that match that and passing on the others - not every story is for everyone, that’s no problem. Of course it’s flattering to be asked. But I don’t want my vanity to lead anyone to getting the wrong impression.

What do y’all think?



Anyway, here are two of my most explicitly switch fics:

Race to the Bottom (Aziraphale/Crowley). This one is all about why it’s actually ineffably important that they get to take turns.

Splat! (Sherlock/John, Appalachian AU) This is the one where they compete for topping “privilege” by hunting each other with paintball guns. There’s a scene where Sherlock wins and a scene where John does.
vulgarweed: (cock-by-magnavox-23)
Apparently there's a male lactation joke in the Ferrell/Reilly Holmes and Watson movie. This came out of a conversation with [personal profile] tei on Twitter, and, welllll....

Cis male lactation is a thing that can happen. Nutritional imbalances, hormones, nipple stimulation, all these things can cause it under the right circumstances.

Imagine if Sherlock, overrun with guilt for his role in inadvertently, indirectly, causing Mary's death (and is not rejected as harshly by John, so doesn't resume hard drug use) feels very guilty for having played a role in robbing Rosie of a natural healthy food source.

Imagine what he might do to try to rectify that (without asking John's input first, of course).

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