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[vulgarweed]

I am a BAD BAD person for laughing at this as hard as I am.


Your dearly departed pet, in Bad Photoshop Heaven.

See, this is why I can't have nice things (like money). If I did, I'd be badgering them to do one of my dearly missed Marlowe taking a whizz on Jesus's robe or trying to shred the BVM's eyelids. Because he totally would. And it didn't mean he didn't like you.

Comments

[moralanqua.livejournal.com]

Yeah but how do you know what religion your dead pet was? Your Jewish cat wouldn't like being photoshopped into Jeebus' arms and your Muslim hamster would soooo jihad you from beyond for putting him at the feet of the Virgin M.

I better go ask my cats this right now. I couldn't live with myself if they got photoshop raped into the wrong religion!!!111

;P

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure my Marlowe was of the Bastet's Little Bastards faith. Kind of a scary schism from the main cat religion, like the Assassins were to mainstream Islam.

[fiatincantatum.livejournal.com]

Totally apropos of nothing.

I used to go to a lot of cat shows (I showed my cats in the Companion Class.) I will never forget the time I saw one of the breeders advertising that THEIR kittens-for-sale had been raised in a "loving Christian home."

No lie. Big colorful sign.