Two Minute Hate.

[vulgarweed]

Attention: Summer.


GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.

90F tomorrow? NOT acceptable.


Look, I know we've never gotten along. I've tolerated having my birthday stuck in the middle of you my whole life and I think I have generally been polite about it. But frankly, you've become especially loathesome lately: hot, muggy, rainless, and relentlessly too fucking bright. All that harsh yellow sunlight for weeks on end uninterrupted? NOT pretty. It's tacky, monotonous, dreary, and about as pleasant as a the visual equivalent of a car alarm that won't stop.

I can understand how you might be a little bit confused, because the Cubs are still playing (and still losing) but it is NOT July. It is October. You wore out your welcome in August. GO. AWAY.

No love,
Me.

PS: Weather gods - if you want to make it up to me, let's have lots of deep fluffy snow this year. I've been feeling pretty ripped off the last couple.

Comments

[qtheallpowerful.livejournal.com]

I like the heat, the sun...not so much. And you may have our rain, we have had way too much of it for my liking.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Oh, I wish you could give us some. Some REAL rain though, none of this crap with the half-hour-long showers that leave it more muggy than it was before.

I just want a week that's overcast and in the 60s. Is that too much to ask? You'd think in Chicago it wouldn't be.

[qtheallpowerful.livejournal.com]

Yeah...Well, we had yet another storm last night....*sigh* Why wont it go away?