Come sail your ships around me...

[vulgarweed]

Ship meme gacked from thrihyrne and celandineb. I used ships from multiple fandoms, cause I don't have nearly enough in any one fandom to fill this out. Also, y'know, if I'd done this meme on a different day, there'd probably be some different results. And I didn't repeat any, though I easily could have in several cases.



"One True Pairing" ship: Aziraphale/Crowley, Good Omens
"One True Threesome" ship: Luke/Han/Leia, Star Wars
"Canon" ship: Bill Adama/Laura Roslin, BSG
"Not Quite Canon but Should Be" ship: Jesus/Judas, Bible
"If This Happens I'll Stab My Eyes Out with a Spork" ship: Jack/Gwen, Torchwood
"You Are One Sick Bastard"* ship: Sayid Jarrah/Benjamin Linus, LOST
"I'm One Sick Bastard" ship: Sauron/Witch-king, LOTR
"I Dabble a Little" ship: Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert, Fakenews RPF
"It's Like a Car Crash" ship: Melkor/Feanor, Silmarillion
"Tickles My Fancy but Not Sold Quite Yet" ship: Vimes/Vetinari, Discworld
"Makes No Canon Sense but Why the Hell Not" ship: Snape/Luna, HP
"Everyone Else Loves It but I Just Don't Feel It" ship: Remus/Sirius, HP
"When All Is Said and Done" ship: Frodo/Sam, LOTR
"Guilty Pleasure" ship: Barack Obama/Rahm Emanuel, Politics RPF
"I Can't Believe I Read It and Liked It" ship: Shadwell/Adam, GO
"Favorite 'Older/Younger'" ship: McGonagall/Snape, HP
"My First 'I Could Never Abandon You'" ship: Snape/Hermione, HP
"Favorite Devotion" ship: Legolas/Gimli, LOTR
"Favorite Never-Met" ship: Adam Young, GO/Harry Potter, HP
"Favorite Pervy" ship: Laurence/Temeraire, Temeraire
"Favorite Dominance Battle" ship: Dumbledore/Grindelwald, HP

*must be clarified that this almost always sounds complimentary in my head. That's certainly how I mean it here.



This is your brain on overwork and not enough time for fandom jollies lately. Any questions?


ETA: I'd like to add a category, the "Well, It Makes Sense In My Head" ship: as I said on Fandom Secrets yesterday, I definitely ship New Crobuzon/Ankh-Morpork.