Come sail your ships around me...

[vulgarweed]

Ship meme gacked from thrihyrne and celandineb. I used ships from multiple fandoms, cause I don't have nearly enough in any one fandom to fill this out. Also, y'know, if I'd done this meme on a different day, there'd probably be some different results. And I didn't repeat any, though I easily could have in several cases.



"One True Pairing" ship: Aziraphale/Crowley, Good Omens
"One True Threesome" ship: Luke/Han/Leia, Star Wars
"Canon" ship: Bill Adama/Laura Roslin, BSG
"Not Quite Canon but Should Be" ship: Jesus/Judas, Bible
"If This Happens I'll Stab My Eyes Out with a Spork" ship: Jack/Gwen, Torchwood
"You Are One Sick Bastard"* ship: Sayid Jarrah/Benjamin Linus, LOST
"I'm One Sick Bastard" ship: Sauron/Witch-king, LOTR
"I Dabble a Little" ship: Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert, Fakenews RPF
"It's Like a Car Crash" ship: Melkor/Feanor, Silmarillion
"Tickles My Fancy but Not Sold Quite Yet" ship: Vimes/Vetinari, Discworld
"Makes No Canon Sense but Why the Hell Not" ship: Snape/Luna, HP
"Everyone Else Loves It but I Just Don't Feel It" ship: Remus/Sirius, HP
"When All Is Said and Done" ship: Frodo/Sam, LOTR
"Guilty Pleasure" ship: Barack Obama/Rahm Emanuel, Politics RPF
"I Can't Believe I Read It and Liked It" ship: Shadwell/Adam, GO
"Favorite 'Older/Younger'" ship: McGonagall/Snape, HP
"My First 'I Could Never Abandon You'" ship: Snape/Hermione, HP
"Favorite Devotion" ship: Legolas/Gimli, LOTR
"Favorite Never-Met" ship: Adam Young, GO/Harry Potter, HP
"Favorite Pervy" ship: Laurence/Temeraire, Temeraire
"Favorite Dominance Battle" ship: Dumbledore/Grindelwald, HP

*must be clarified that this almost always sounds complimentary in my head. That's certainly how I mean it here.



This is your brain on overwork and not enough time for fandom jollies lately. Any questions?


ETA: I'd like to add a category, the "Well, It Makes Sense In My Head" ship: as I said on Fandom Secrets yesterday, I definitely ship New Crobuzon/Ankh-Morpork.

Comments

[aineotter.livejournal.com]

Oh, I remember the Sauron/Witch-king one...I like it. Which probably means I'm a sick bastard, too but I'm ok with that.

[innocentsmith.livejournal.com]

...Where are you finding Laurence/Temeraire fic? I ask purely out of intellectual curiosity.

(Dude, in the first book Laurence accidentally stroked Temeraire's erogenous bits! There is no WAY Novik didn't do that on purpose to give us wrong and dirty thoughts!)

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

And in the second book, Laurence catches Temeraire wanking! :D

There's temeraire_fic, but it's a little lacking in the man/dragon action. I wrote one for a porn battle, and shadowvalkyrie wrote one too...I'll look for some links for you.

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

it's a little lacking in the man/dragon action

True. "The Pearl" and your porn battle fic are the only porny stories I can think of. It's a tragic state this fandom is in!

I shouldn't say that, though, because try as I may, I can't seem to write anything beyond G either. ":-(
I think the main problem is conceiving a way to get around the size difference. But it would also help if Laurence wasn't such a prude. *pokes him*

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

I am not really a Temeraire fan and have only read the first three books, but here's a Laurence/Temeraire fic I adore: The Pearl, by Sushi, R. It's kind of adorable and funny and hot, in various meanings of the word.

[waxbean.livejournal.com]

what a fun meme!

[espresso-addict.livejournal.com]

Sauron/Witch-king is pretty near canon, methinks.

[dreya-uberwald.livejournal.com]

You mean Sauron/Witch King isn't canon? Though, on the other hand, when it comes down to it I still can't read the name Mouth of Sauron without at a small inward snicker.

I'd like to add a category, the "Well, It Makes Sense In My Head" ship

Mine would be Crowley's Bentley/Arthur Weasley's Ford Anglia. There's a love that crosses class divides and risks demonic wrath (though I'm sure that Aziraphale's rather amused by the whole thing).

[http://users.livejournal.com/_silverfox/]

"Not Quite Canon but Should Be" ship: Jesus/Judas, Bible
Are you sure it isn't? ;P

[celandineb.livejournal.com]

"Favorite Never-Met" ship: Adam Young, GO/Harry Potter, HP

You wouldn't consider writing this, would you? I'd love to see what you'd make of it... *g*

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

I'm fairly sure it's out there somewhere already! I just can't remember where I saw it... GO Exchange, maybe?

[musegaarid.livejournal.com]

I think dreya_uberwald wrote it, but I can't remember where, either...

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

"I'm One Sick Bastard" ship: Sauron/Witch-king, LOTR

I loved that one! You should be sick like that more often!

"Tickles My Fancy but Not Sold Quite Yet" ship: Vimes/Vetinari, Discworld

I can see it. Not as much as Vetinari/Moist, though. (Though I have to admit I find Discworld hard to ship in general.)

"I Can't Believe I Read It and Liked It" ship: Shadwell/Adam, GO

O_o I don't dare ask for the link to that...

[elanor-two.livejournal.com]

Haha...I am such a boatfreak. I saw your icon & your first sentence & actually clicked on the jump thinking I was going to see pictures or descriptions of boats. Er...yeah. (Like, Favorite Dstroyed Ship: the Interceptor, Pirates of the Carribean.)

Clearly I am an idiot.