There are a lot of conflicting sources on this . . .

[vulgarweed]

...but I'm going to go with the one that suggests that an Urulókë of the Grey Mountains is about the same size as a Celestial, about 25 meters (90 feet) long and about 20-25 tons.


And if you know what those terms refer to, you can probably guess what my nasty little mind is cooking up.


I'm not saying it's crossover dragon porn . . . but it's totally crossover dragon porn.

Comments

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

The big question is - who tops and who bottoms?

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

Switching is keeeeeyyyy!

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

I agree with you completely on principle, but I'm pretty sure this is only going to happen once. :)

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

Hm, shame... In that case I'll have to go with bottom!Temeraire for my vote. :D

And wow, the combined 40+ tonnes of dragon are going to rock the boat (or whatever mountain / public square they might find themselves in). XD

(I look forward to this story, can you tell? ;) )

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

A workable hypothesis. I will take it under advisement. :)

Just how carried away will they get? One can breathe fire, the other has the Divine Wind... Fascinating as it must be to watch, I would not want to be within earshot or singeing distance.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_silverfox/]

Ah, but that should make the situation not that different from canon's Temeraire/Izkierka 'eggmaking'.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

I think Temeraire might have a little thing for fire-breathers...

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

Hell yes! :D

[luzula]

Hey, I'd read that. : )

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

I hope you'll be able to before long! :D

[alassenya]

Oh this sounds intriguing. Single fandom, crossover or fusion? (or would that in itself be spoilery?)

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Crossover. There will be angry huffing and puffing and posturing, and seductive banter, lots of heavy-breathing talk about jewels and treasure, and then some angry!sex between two consenting adult male dragons.

Smaug/Temeraire

[alassenya]

OMG so much want!

[ithilwen.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's one crossover that BEGS to be written! :-D

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

I'm working on it! They're being very talky, as one might imagine.

[ithilwen.livejournal.com]

Then we'll just have to be patient. It's rude to try to hurry a Celestial, after all...