vulgarweed: (handbyarwen_elvenfair)
vulgarweed ([personal profile] vulgarweed) wrote2015-01-28 11:18 pm

There are a lot of conflicting sources on this . . .

...but I'm going to go with the one that suggests that an Urulókë of the Grey Mountains is about the same size as a Celestial, about 25 meters (90 feet) long and about 20-25 tons.


And if you know what those terms refer to, you can probably guess what my nasty little mind is cooking up.


I'm not saying it's crossover dragon porn . . . but it's totally crossover dragon porn.

[identity profile] vulgarweed.livejournal.com 2015-01-29 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
The big question is - who tops and who bottoms?

[identity profile] vulgarweed.livejournal.com 2015-01-29 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I agree with you completely on principle, but I'm pretty sure this is only going to happen once. :)

[identity profile] shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com 2015-01-29 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm, shame... In that case I'll have to go with bottom!Temeraire for my vote. :D

And wow, the combined 40+ tonnes of dragon are going to rock the boat (or whatever mountain / public square they might find themselves in). XD

(I look forward to this story, can you tell? ;) )

[identity profile] vulgarweed.livejournal.com 2015-01-30 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
A workable hypothesis. I will take it under advisement. :)

Just how carried away will they get? One can breathe fire, the other has the Divine Wind... Fascinating as it must be to watch, I would not want to be within earshot or singeing distance.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_silverfox/ 2015-01-30 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, but that should make the situation not that different from canon's Temeraire/Izkierka 'eggmaking'.

[identity profile] vulgarweed.livejournal.com 2015-01-30 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I think Temeraire might have a little thing for fire-breathers...