There are a lot of conflicting sources on this . . .

[vulgarweed]

...but I'm going to go with the one that suggests that an Urulókë of the Grey Mountains is about the same size as a Celestial, about 25 meters (90 feet) long and about 20-25 tons.


And if you know what those terms refer to, you can probably guess what my nasty little mind is cooking up.


I'm not saying it's crossover dragon porn . . . but it's totally crossover dragon porn.

Comments

[ithilwen.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's one crossover that BEGS to be written! :-D

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

I'm working on it! They're being very talky, as one might imagine.

[ithilwen.livejournal.com]

Then we'll just have to be patient. It's rude to try to hurry a Celestial, after all...