"...the sanctity of my hoo-hoo...

[vulgarweed]

Because it's never too late to take The Pledge (even if you're pushing 40 and have shagged the equivalent of a small country's Parliament), I bring you the ULTIMATE pro-abstinence site, the one that convinced me!

Iron Hymen!

Don't forget to follow the link to the site for boys, Sex Is For Fags!

Language very much not work-safe. Only to show how DISGUSTING sex is, of course.

Comments

[blueeyedtigress.livejournal.com]

...... okay, that's weird. And scary. And unfortunately similar to some allegedly-real people I've shared digs with. BLARG.

[celandineb.livejournal.com]

Oh noes! The sanctity of my hoo-hoo is being violated!

[catherinecookmn.livejournal.com]

Oh, Lordy that was funny. :-)

By the way, you had incoming mail this afternoon. Did you get it?

[scieppan.livejournal.com]

OMG hilarious. The trichinosis worm bit slayed me.

Also? Olympic metaphor = best ever!

[waxbean.livejournal.com]

thank you, V.

I have no other words.

[furius.livejournal.com]

Aw, there's not point about pre-marital sex and masturbation= adultery to future husband/wife!

[uptowngirl48.livejournal.com]

hi! I finished reading your Ravenous series and wondered if you might by any chance be continuing it?