"...the sanctity of my hoo-hoo...

[vulgarweed]

Because it's never too late to take The Pledge (even if you're pushing 40 and have shagged the equivalent of a small country's Parliament), I bring you the ULTIMATE pro-abstinence site, the one that convinced me!

Iron Hymen!

Don't forget to follow the link to the site for boys, Sex Is For Fags!

Language very much not work-safe. Only to show how DISGUSTING sex is, of course.

Comments

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

I love your mom too. :D

My mom says she actually was a virgin when she got married - easy for her to say, she was 19! And she eloped when she'd been dating my dad for all of 3 months.

[slythwolf.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, my mom was 19 when she got married too--she was like a month shy of 20. But she and my dad had already been living together for a year or two, and she tells me she had a lot of fun in high school.