LJ is back, and I'm going to COMMENT-WHORE openly right now.

[vulgarweed]

So last night I posted some some serious porn...and it has NO COMMENTS. Not a one. How is this even possible? Granted, the person I wrote it for had already seen it, but...Was it that bad?

I've been consoling myself by thinking it must have been the worst possible timing, but...I'm gonna pimp it out again.

It's called "Splat!", it's "Bone-Fiddle"-verse" it has Sherlock and John hunting each other with paintball guns--and it's really filthy, I promise! (Mind the warnings, it also gets a little intense.)

It's here:

SPLAT!

Comments

[mctabby.livejournal.com]

True. Bloody quiet on LJ. Responding to comments was a real pain yesterday.

How about a comment-whoring deal: I'll read your smut (despite not knowing the fandom) if you'll watch my vid? :P

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

DEAL! Well, I'm at work right now, but I'll watch it when I get home. Link?

As for not knowing the fandom - well, it's Holmes and Watson. Sort of. Their snarky modern versions from the BBC show. Except this story is an AU, so instead of 2010s London, they're in 1970s West Virginia (which is in a rural, economically-depressed but scenic region of the US). So really, you don't have to know anything at all! Might be better if you don't. XD

[mctabby.livejournal.com]

Yay, deal! :D
Here you go: vid post at http://mctabby.livejournal.com/465955.html
and the same on DW, in case LJ still has the vapours: http://mctabby.dreamwidth.org/461498.html

And away I go, in blissful ignorance of Holmes and Watson, to check out your paintball guns...

Cool, thanks!

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Are you meaning to tell me you've never read a Sherlock Holmes story?

[htebazytook.livejournal.com]

I am going to reread and savor it in a day or two and leave a nice juicy comment, but yo, did you post to fic comms? bbcsherlock, sherlockbbc, and johnsherlock are where I post on LJ

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, there's those! I'll do it when I get home.

LJ was being SUCH a bitch all day.

[irisbleufic.livejournal.com]

I intend to read this, but I'm behind on the back 1/4 of GOE gifts at this point, even, and need to comment on those :(

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

No rush! Rather a hectic time.

[saint87.livejournal.com]

ADDED to MEMORIES. Good Lord- who knew back-water JohnLock could be so hot?

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

oooo, thank you!

We're having a ridiculous amount of fun with that little 'verse.

[electricwitch.livejournal.com]

Probably more because of the access problems, imo. I couldn't access lj for most of yesterday and making comments is still annoying.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's what I figured. *shakes fist impotently*