Avast! At last!

[vulgarweed]

Piratical silliness on the high seas posted to swashbucklathon this afternoon:

Brag It Out with a Card of Ten

Recipient: amor_remanet
Fandom: Good Omens
Rating: aaRRRrrrrr!
Words: 14,000, give or take
Prompt: “The Them as Pirates. REAL pirates. Brian/Wensleydale. Aziraphale and Crowley are optional, but there must be Dog.”
Pairings: Brian/Wensleydale. (with a side of Aziraphale/Crowley and Adam/Pepper, as well as other cracktastic [het!] ‘ships in the night alluded to)
Summary: Pirate Captain Adam Young has something very precious stolen from his crew (especially precious to one member in particular). He will stop at nothing to get it back.
Author’s Notes: Silly and shameless historical AU. The title is a pirate expression meaning to attack an enemy when one is not certain of the outcome. That is, to bluff and charge and hope for the best. Thanks to use_theforce_em for the fantastic beta!

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