Oh Em Gee redux!

[vulgarweed]

Whoa, switchythings has 250 members!

How'd that happen?

quantum_witch, I guess we're BNFs now. We better get to oppressing people.

Any volunteers? Let us show you the violence inherent in the system! (I know some of you are into that kind of thing.)

(Seriously, we gotta celebrate somehow.)

Comments

[celandineb.livejournal.com]

*volunteers*

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Would you like to bend over while I tell you your characterizations are all wrong because they don't match my fanon? I can even blindfold you. :)

[tehta.livejournal.com]

I want to be the first to ask you whether you need any laptops or anything.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

iPods are always nice. And you need to back me up when it's pseuicide time.

[quantum-witch.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing* BWAHAHAH! I am a GOD! I pwns the world!

Seriously, I don't feel very important. Maybe I'm the falsely-humble sort of BNF?

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'm the falsely-humble sort of BNF?

Maybe so. You need to post a passive-aggressive, transparently-fishing-for compliments post about how obscure you are. (After all, GO is SUCH a ginormous fandom no one could have possibly noticed quiet mousy little you. XD)

I'm having too much fun playing fandominatrix right now, but I may take a turn for the wangsty later on.

W00t!

[murasaki99.livejournal.com]

Whee, you guys have earned your BNF-dom! Enjoy ruling the world!

And congrats to your Lady Weed on your new apartment! Wanna kitten? :D

Re: W00t!

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Well, such as it is. We just have a lot of people looking at us. :)

Thanks so much! Actually, I do wanna kitten - are you going to mail me one? :D

[machka]

oooo! oooo!! me!! oppress me!! =D

srsly - congratulations, and may there be many more to follow. ;-)

I shall.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

PRODUCE! PRODUCE! How can you ever be a goddess like me if you don't crank out the smut promiscuously! Get on your knees and write some kinky filth!

:D Thanks so much!

[waxbean.livejournal.com]

BNF actually means:

big nasaly fountains.... you know, the kind that wheeze when they should spurt.

or was it Beetle-nipping friends?

Barbie-narking-flatulence?

oh, wait, that's not right - BNF --- buxom naughty fiends.

Yes, that's it!

well, then - please oppress me!

xoxoxM

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Big Nerds Fapping!


On your knees, slut. Write me some porn!

[quantum-witch.livejournal.com]

And yes, I am buxom as hell. I shall be posting lovely Gothic pictures of myself to prove this fact (of course they shall be from my youth, though I'll pretend they are current). Everyone shall swoon at my beauty and talent.

[tyellas.livejournal.com]

Ooooo! I'm into that! Discipline me with your BNFness!

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

You know what I'll do to you? I shall "critique" you mercilessly in public, and you cannot strike back because you're not a BNF like me except you totally are. And then I'll demand something filthy with a Ring of Power used as a cock ring.

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

*cowers in dark corner and sobs*
I'm the entourage of a BNF!

But you know, with big names come big responsibilities... Like that to write more porn. ";-P

[quantum-witch.livejournal.com]

Oh please, I'm not Spidey. Though of course if I were to ever draw fanart of him, he would totally worship me.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

That's the only responsibility I embrace wholeheartedly.

[dreya-uberwald.livejournal.com]

Oooo can I be one of your fangirl lackeys? (er... providing you don't let on to Duke Ligur about it - you know he doesn't like me moonlighting as anybody elses LJ minion)

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Of course you can be, lackey. I realize you're double-timing the Duke, but I am amoral and don't care, and it'll make for a great flame war when he finds out. I bet he would love to make Fandom_Wank.

[blueeyedtigress.livejournal.com]

Every BNF needs her own personal security detail. Shall we open contract negotiations, hmmmm? ;]

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Yes, perhaps we should. Do you speak softly and carry a very big stick?

[badmessiah.livejournal.com]

congratulations for the 250 members but..er.. what do bnf means?

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Big Name Fan - and it's a big running gag in Internet fandom at large, in good part because its meaning is so nebulous. That's why it's funny to declare oneself one over something totally arbitrary like this. :D

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Ahehehehehem.

"o noez. u r sooo elitist. 1111. let teh li77le peeple hav theyr turn. 1111."

Howzat?

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's good. SO good I couldn't even read it.

Wait, I'm doing it wrong. I shouldn't be complimenting you!

Step off, plebe.

XD

[kkpixie.livejournal.com]

Oppress me! Oppress me with SMUT! I swear I'll calm right down again^.^ It's like tear gas for the soul?

... o.o;;; *cough*