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vulgarweed ([personal profile] vulgarweed) wrote2010-08-13 10:18 pm
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Fisting Babyhand and the Lemon Sodomites!

This whole post and its comment thread at Fandom_Wank has me shrieking with laughter harder than anything else in fandom has in MONTHS, and right now I desperately needed a good laugh like you would not believe.

AWESOME.


So I ask my f-list: if you were going to troll a fic-search community in any of your fandoms, what incredibly OTT crack-fic summary would YOU write? And would it be very possibly a real fic that really exists?

If you were going to request a fic of mine but didn't remember it very well, how cracktastic could you make the summary?

If there was a crackfic in your fandom that doesn't really exist yet (as far as you know) but you really wish it did, how would you phrase a fake search request for it?

[identity profile] semyaza.livejournal.com 2010-08-14 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
I still haven't recovered from the ceremonial cum doughnut. In LotR, it would be cum lembas. Hmmm.

[identity profile] vulgarweed.livejournal.com 2010-08-14 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Cum lembas!!! I'm sure someone must have written that at some point, somewhere, back in the day.