The Middle Distance

This has been done. I've seen it. Don't ask me to find it again.

Egads, I'd heard rumours, of course, but I never actually thought somebody would actually do it (though I did once read a PG13 rated Gollum/JarJar Binks fic once). Don't worry I won't ask you to look for it, I imagine finding such a thing is a once in a lifetime occurrence that one would prefer to stay that way.

Perhaps the more time you spend in Ligur's mind, the more you want to see this nonexistent fic, because, well, he would!

Eeep. Character overspill. It worries me greatly that my Ligur would be very upset by the lack of H/L smut when compared to the profusion of C/A.

Though I'll buy your second theory too. I'm sleeping with a crucifix over my bed tonight.

*Envisions self releasing a heard of rabid, starving, demonic plot bunnies on the unsuspecting fandom populace*

Of course, I knew I'd crossed a certain line when raistmimi and I had an IM conversation in which we discussed whether rentboy!Croup would be better or worse than Cornelius Fudge/Tom Riddle MPREG.