The Middle Distance

I feel more oppressed by their mouths spewing bullshit at me. A penis ain't getting anywhere near me unless I choose to let it (and yes, there were times I had to fight that off as well, but a kneecap is way stronger than they are).

Nope, cocks aren't oppressive to me. They're sweet, wonderful, often adorable things, that sit up and beg and do exciting tricks when I smile. Gotta love that.