The Middle Distance

... and I can hardly wait to see where your dialogue goes from here .... I foresee Crowley being inventive, and Aziraphale being embarrassed. ;D

(Yes, I'll admit to being strange, but 'penis' has a certain je ne sais quoi through lack of common use. Sometimes a cock is a rooster, sometimes a wang is a computer, sometimes a dick is a gumshoe, but there ain't nuthin else a penis can be ... um, okay, unless it's an oosik. But even then ...) %]