The Middle Distance

I foresee Crowley being inventive, and Aziraphale being embarrassed. ;D

Yes, and...vice versa is even more entertaining. After all, who's the ancient-lit geek here?

(Yes, I'll admit to being strange, but 'penis' has a certain je ne sais quoi through lack of common use. Sometimes a cock is a rooster, sometimes a wang is a computer, sometimes a dick is a gumshoe, but there ain't nuthin else a penis can be ... um, okay, unless it's an oosik. But even then ...) %]

I have to concede this is true. But then, what else could a "jerking-iron" really be? (OK, I resorted to the Book again...)