Blessed Solstice, all.

[vulgarweed]

This weekend, I was getting a series of spam in which all the subject headers were lines from Longfellow's "Hiawatha." It's been stuck in my head. Anyone else get poem earworms?


htebazytook had to go and remind me the Ultimate OTP Pairing Generator exists. It's a black-hole-force time-sink, but sometimes sitting there and clicking really pays off...


Aslan is shagging DickCheney

What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG


I want someone to write me these for my birthday:



FrankNFurter loves LeeScoresby

What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG

Meatwad is shagging Aziraphale

What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG

DanielleRousseau secretly desires TheBabysittersClub

What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG

HAL9000 wants to take it out back with GrannyWeatherwax

What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG

JonStewart smurfs MarquisDeCarabas

What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG

Sawyer has a shrine to Sauron

What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG

JohnConstantine took out the Death Star for WedgeAntilles

What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG

and finally...

Aragorn knows Spam

What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG



OK, maybe not Meatwad.

ETA: The indecently brilliant catherinecookmn has just written me a ficlet: HAL9000/Granny Weatherwax.

Also, in her wonderful CON.TXT recap post, isiscolo links to ellen_fremedon's recap of the Fandom Spelling Bee! Laughing...too...hard...can't...breathe. (As a Regional-level competitor in my childhood, I must admit that this would have defeated me.) Man, I gotta get me to some cons one of these days.