Dec. 15th, 2002

WWOWD?

Dec. 15th, 2002 02:05 pm
vulgarweed: (Default)
(What would Oscar Wilde do?)

So I see this assclown is up to his old tricks again. His thick-headed literal-minded "arguments" have been taking up way too much space in my head lately. I think it's not just because of the horrible things he's doing to two sets of books I love to prove his nonexistent points (yes, two - he grotesquely oversimplifies Tolkien as well), but rather, it goes deeper.

Much deeper. What this simplistic, prune-faced, disapprovingly clucking sort of "criticism," (which can come from either the left or the right) does is make gross, tawdry, and ignorant assumptions about the very function of literature. The moral opprobrium disguises a deep-seated belief that the reading public as a whole is a collection of weak-willed, gullible, overly impressionable monkey-see-monkey-do tabulas rasa who will of course not read the text as deeply and correctly as the critic hirself, and thus must be warned away if there is anything lurking there which may appeal to their poor benighted sad little weaker instincts, whether they be towards sexism or the desire to disobey teachers. Because of course the whole point of art is moral instruction, yes, and a work of literature is to be judged on the upstandingness of its role models. Moral ambiguity is dangerous for the proles, and so it must be left to the brave essayist to see the true and the right and the good, and to point out the snake in the garden that only his highly-trained and oh-so-insightful eyes can discern.

Due to an LOTR spoiler I'm gonna cut mid rant....Read more... )

Abanes's misreading of Harry Potter is so thorough and profoundly wrongheaded, his complete and utter agenda-domination is the most striking thing about this essay. You'd really think he'd want to pick on books that fewer people had read, so fewer people would be scratching their heads in befuddlement right now at how he could have missed every single nuance so thoroughly, never mind wonder where his sense of humor was so irrevocably mislaid. It reads like parody, like something from the Landover Baptist site or The Onion, and yet it is not. Makes me want to take a bath.

No, actually, it makes me wanna write some funny HP smut. Yet another WIKTT challenge response, in fact:

The Boggart of Erised!

WWOWD?

Dec. 15th, 2002 02:05 pm
vulgarweed: (Default)
(What would Oscar Wilde do?)

So I see this assclown is up to his old tricks again. His thick-headed literal-minded "arguments" have been taking up way too much space in my head lately. I think it's not just because of the horrible things he's doing to two sets of books I love to prove his nonexistent points (yes, two - he grotesquely oversimplifies Tolkien as well), but rather, it goes deeper.

Much deeper. What this simplistic, prune-faced, disapprovingly clucking sort of "criticism," (which can come from either the left or the right) does is make gross, tawdry, and ignorant assumptions about the very function of literature. The moral opprobrium disguises a deep-seated belief that the reading public as a whole is a collection of weak-willed, gullible, overly impressionable monkey-see-monkey-do tabulas rasa who will of course not read the text as deeply and correctly as the critic hirself, and thus must be warned away if there is anything lurking there which may appeal to their poor benighted sad little weaker instincts, whether they be towards sexism or the desire to disobey teachers. Because of course the whole point of art is moral instruction, yes, and a work of literature is to be judged on the upstandingness of its role models. Moral ambiguity is dangerous for the proles, and so it must be left to the brave essayist to see the true and the right and the good, and to point out the snake in the garden that only his highly-trained and oh-so-insightful eyes can discern.

Due to an LOTR spoiler I'm gonna cut mid rant....Read more... )

Abanes's misreading of Harry Potter is so thorough and profoundly wrongheaded, his complete and utter agenda-domination is the most striking thing about this essay. You'd really think he'd want to pick on books that fewer people had read, so fewer people would be scratching their heads in befuddlement right now at how he could have missed every single nuance so thoroughly, never mind wonder where his sense of humor was so irrevocably mislaid. It reads like parody, like something from the Landover Baptist site or The Onion, and yet it is not. Makes me want to take a bath.

No, actually, it makes me wanna write some funny HP smut. Yet another WIKTT challenge response, in fact:

The Boggart of Erised!
vulgarweed: (Default)
1.) No. No, he didn't just say he won't run. He didn't mean it. He's just playing some kind of game. Not true. La la la la I can't hear you!

2.) DAMN YOU TO HELL AL GORE YOU CHICKENSHIT SON OF A BITCH, are you just gonna roll over and let that thieving little criminal primate rape this country without lube for ANOTHER FOUR YEARS while you sink into your breederiffic little family fantasy ^*&%(($)(%*%(#)@(*$*#(@)!($&&$.....!!!!

3.) Please? Pretty please? We'll do a write-in campaign! We'll design a flashy cool logo for you to have painted on Air Force One! You can have all the blow jobs in the Oval Office you want - hell, I'll do it! Lots! Just please come back and try again (and win AGAIN)...

4.) What difference would it make? He wouldn't win anyway, it would just be another depressing example of slathering lowest-common-denominator media pandering and not-even-subtle election rigging. We're just doomed, that's all, doomed, and we'll be waiting in breadlines out in the cold so long the acid rain will get us first.

5.) Well, what difference does it really make to me? I know where I stand. I know I'd vote for my neighbor's annoying yappy dog over the Shrub anyday. OK, out to go check those anti-war demo listings now.
vulgarweed: (Default)
1.) No. No, he didn't just say he won't run. He didn't mean it. He's just playing some kind of game. Not true. La la la la I can't hear you!

2.) DAMN YOU TO HELL AL GORE YOU CHICKENSHIT SON OF A BITCH, are you just gonna roll over and let that thieving little criminal primate rape this country without lube for ANOTHER FOUR YEARS while you sink into your breederiffic little family fantasy ^*&%(($)(%*%(#)@(*$*#(@)!($&&$.....!!!!

3.) Please? Pretty please? We'll do a write-in campaign! We'll design a flashy cool logo for you to have painted on Air Force One! You can have all the blow jobs in the Oval Office you want - hell, I'll do it! Lots! Just please come back and try again (and win AGAIN)...

4.) What difference would it make? He wouldn't win anyway, it would just be another depressing example of slathering lowest-common-denominator media pandering and not-even-subtle election rigging. We're just doomed, that's all, doomed, and we'll be waiting in breadlines out in the cold so long the acid rain will get us first.

5.) Well, what difference does it really make to me? I know where I stand. I know I'd vote for my neighbor's annoying yappy dog over the Shrub anyday. OK, out to go check those anti-war demo listings now.

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