Now I ded from GROSS!

To my fellow indie-music-geek barflies:

Now that we have an indoor-space-smoking ban in Chicago (%$*%&#*(#!) , you need to understand that your days and nights of blithely expelling your toxic anal vapors at will and forgoing "corporate, patriarchal, petrochemical" deodorant--secure in the belief that no one will notice--are OVER.

Shit, even if I wasn't a smoker, I'd have to step outside every couple of hours just to breathe now.

Now I ded from GROSS!

To my fellow indie-music-geek barflies:

Now that we have an indoor-space-smoking ban in Chicago (%$*%&#*(#!) , you need to understand that your days and nights of blithely expelling your toxic anal vapors at will and forgoing "corporate, patriarchal, petrochemical" deodorant--secure in the belief that no one will notice--are OVER.

Shit, even if I wasn't a smoker, I'd have to step outside every couple of hours just to breathe now.

Ficlets!

When I wrote this post a little while back about being stuck, some folks gave me the excellent advice of writing something slightly cracky and playful...

Three Maids and an Angel (Don’t Walk Into a Bar)

Three Aziraphale-centric GO Crossovers in Three Ficlets.
Rating: PG on principle.
Summary: Little girls everywhere get warned about the dangers of harmless-looking strange gentlemen, but no one ever warns such a “gentleman” about very strange girls.

The first was inspired by a prompt from catherinecookmn. The second by a convo with scholar_asriel. The third is dedicated to the memory of one of my favorite writers when I was a kid--I might not love stories so much without her.

( ...that has such people in it... )

Gotta go out real soon (don't wanna!), but enjoy while I'm gone!

Ficlets!

When I wrote this post a little while back about being stuck, some folks gave me the excellent advice of writing something slightly cracky and playful...

Three Maids and an Angel (Don’t Walk Into a Bar)

Three Aziraphale-centric GO Crossovers in Three Ficlets.
Rating: PG on principle.
Summary: Little girls everywhere get warned about the dangers of harmless-looking strange gentlemen, but no one ever warns such a “gentleman” about very strange girls.

The first was inspired by a prompt from catherinecookmn. The second by a convo with scholar_asriel. The third is dedicated to the memory of one of my favorite writers when I was a kid--I might not love stories so much without her.

( ...that has such people in it... )

Gotta go out real soon (don't wanna!), but enjoy while I'm gone!