Let's talk about love!

My parents had an Immigration shotgun wedding. They eloped to the nearest state they could find with no mandatory waiting period. They got hitched at City Hall in their jeans with some paid-off wino as a witness. They were 19 and 24. They'd been dating for all of three whole months.

Today is their 40th anniversary.

Let's talk about love!

My parents had an Immigration shotgun wedding. They eloped to the nearest state they could find with no mandatory waiting period. They got hitched at City Hall in their jeans with some paid-off wino as a witness. They were 19 and 24. They'd been dating for all of three whole months.

Today is their 40th anniversary.

Apartment living at its finest.

My upstairs neighbors are SO. Fucking. Drunk.

And SO. Fucking. Loud.

And just a minute ago some chick was shrieking "OHHHH BAAAAA MAAAAAAAA!!!"

And now they're all chanting "YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN!"

And every few minutes there'll be another round of loud whooping and screaming.



I'm half-tempted to run up there. I'm starting to believe they've stumbled on some space-time anomaly and they're watching the election returns two weeks early.

Apartment living at its finest.

My upstairs neighbors are SO. Fucking. Drunk.

And SO. Fucking. Loud.

And just a minute ago some chick was shrieking "OHHHH BAAAAA MAAAAAAAA!!!"

And now they're all chanting "YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN!"

And every few minutes there'll be another round of loud whooping and screaming.



I'm half-tempted to run up there. I'm starting to believe they've stumbled on some space-time anomaly and they're watching the election returns two weeks early.