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Lustful Cockweed
Oct. 23rd, 2014 01:48 pmA Reminiscence of a Country Childhood, Ruined By Lewd Rogue Flora
[This was inspired by last weekend's madness in the @antidiogenes chatroom, when the Sherlock fandom's Lustful Cock Monster meme infected everyone's brains – like toxoplasmosis supposedly does to cat employees – and reduced us all to such giggle fits we were all changing our usernames to variations on that theme for a while. This bit of original fiction has nothing to do with Sherlock and everything to do with being The Author Formerly Briefly Known as Lustful_Cockweed]
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Lustful Cockweed is a serious problem. Like many rural American kids, I was in 4-H in my youth, and and I wanted to try the future-farmer workbook exercises, and maybe even compete. I knew I was too soft-hearted to raise lambs for sale, and my parents would never stand for it (being even more soft-hearted than me), so I took the strawberry patch option.
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Watch your garden. Constant vigilance!
[This was inspired by last weekend's madness in the @antidiogenes chatroom, when the Sherlock fandom's Lustful Cock Monster meme infected everyone's brains – like toxoplasmosis supposedly does to cat employees – and reduced us all to such giggle fits we were all changing our usernames to variations on that theme for a while. This bit of original fiction has nothing to do with Sherlock and everything to do with being The Author Formerly Briefly Known as Lustful_Cockweed]
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Lustful Cockweed is a serious problem. Like many rural American kids, I was in 4-H in my youth, and and I wanted to try the future-farmer workbook exercises, and maybe even compete. I knew I was too soft-hearted to raise lambs for sale, and my parents would never stand for it (being even more soft-hearted than me), so I took the strawberry patch option.
( More About Lustful Cockweed )
Watch your garden. Constant vigilance!
