The Middle Distance

On behalf of non-asshole library workers everywhere, I apologize for your asshole librarian. ;D At our library, we actually have wall-pumps for hand sanitizer. Normally I just go in the back and wash my hands, but if there's a rush and a patron decides to hold their library card in their mouth before handing it to me...one quick unobtrusive pump and the heebie-jeebies lessen somewhat. ;)

Also, Bath and Body Works moisturizing hand sanitizer is wonderful stuff. It smells good, and if you pick it up at the right time it's absurdly cheap.

...Yeah, possibly I worked at B&BW one Christmas season. It was a bad idea. XD