The Middle Distance

OMG - I am very, very sorry about your eye. But *mugged* by your very own YULE TREE??? That's really damned funny. If you *have* to have a black eye, well, I certainly can't think of a more entertaining way to get one. And the comments here are hilarious, too...wow.

Me, I seem to have sunburned myself into having a MUSTACHE. Yep. You read aright. Since I'm too lazy to go out and get a quick lesson in things like makeup foundation that I know absolutely nothing about, I am instead left to wander about getting some very funny looks, since occupationally-speaking I often travel in circles where feminine mustaches are rather less common than in my social circle... *sigh*...

Anyway, I hope you gave back as much as you got! Damn sneaky trees... And that your shiner heals quickly. :-)