The Middle Distance

Crowley has completely forgotten that once, while wasted, he treated Aziraphale to a truly superhuman feat of TMIdump: everything he ever wanted to know about snake sex but was too squicked out to ask.

Temeraire:

1. He used to fantasize about the breeding grounds. Until he got sent there and found the experience to be a resounding "meh."

2. He has no problem at all with that time Laurence caught him pleasuring himself. He doesn't understand why humans are so shy and prudish about this. And so uninventive - oh, of course he's watched, and Laurence seems to do it the same way every time. Doesn't he have any original ideas? Temeraire sure does.

3. One terrible, terrifyingly hot word: Lien.