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[vulgarweed]

Today was the kind of day where, if you stay outside long enough, your vitreous humor will freeze totally solid and you can take a fork to your eyeballs without harming them. Seriously.

But now I am warm.

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[eyebrowofdoom.livejournal.com]

It is offensively stinking hot here. There must be some alchemy by which we can average our eyeball temperature.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

I'm willing to try equalizing even with the risk of destroying the universe, but I will NOT trade: given the choice of two such nasties I much prefer the cold. :)