So I've got this fabulous book....

[vulgarweed]

...how many life-changing moments start out like that, eh?

It's called The Bald-Headed Hermit & the Artichoke: An Erotic Thesaurus compiled by one A.D. Peterkin.

You think "cock" is too crass or over-used? How about "gristle-stick" or "plugtail?" (As you might imagine, the list of synonyms and slang for this item is several pages long).

So how does this sound for a challenge game? Every day or so (when I can be arsed to remember) I'll toss one out, and your challenge is to use it in a sentence.



Example, and today's term: team cream (an orgy or circle jerk)

"It's not the matches that'll wear you out, Harry," said Oliver, "it's the team cream in the locker room after we win."



OK, I'm off to a BBQ in a little bit. Go nuts!

Comments

[divinetailor.livejournal.com]

aw, come on. i wanta do "plugtail" first!

:)

[blueeyedtigress.livejournal.com]

Um. 'Kay.

When War, Pollution and Famine got riotously drunk and suggested a team cream, DEATH was curious, but being a skeletal sort of fellow, he couldn't quite get the hang of it.

[machka]

*giggles quietly*

I may have to, y'know, take it to my fic journal... but this is an intriguing proposition. =)

[corporal-katz.livejournal.com]

"gristle-stick" or "plugtail?"

Hahaha! Oh god, and I thought "man-meat" was a dreadful term. XD

[http://users.livejournal.com/_silverfox/]

Somehow I think both 'gristle-stick' and 'plugtail' run the risk of killing the mood quite thoroughly. ... Not that 'cock' seems too romantic either. ... *tries to think of any actually good alternatives in English or at least German and comes up empty* Wasn't there anything better on that list?

[waxbean.livejournal.com]

That's how Crowley found Aziraphale, sitting there in his shop, surrounded by feathers (of numerous shades) and suspicious glowing globs, giggling inanely, and repeating the unlikely phrase, "team cream."