A little Snape drabbling in the night...

[vulgarweed]

The current challenge at snape100 is a HOOT - you plug "Severus Snape" into the Random Fact Generator (clearly based on the Chuck Norris Facts list) and write a drabble about what you get. Here's mine, posted to both the LJ and IJ versions of the comm earlier.

The Domestic Desperado

Challenge: Random Facts About Severus Snape
Words: 100
Pairing: Snape/Luna
Rating: PG-13, I think.



***

Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Severus Snape heads outside and brands his cattle.



It was a terrible thing for a cub reporter and a newsman’s daughter to keep such a secret: double- and triple-crossings, arcane artifacts, fake deaths, the cover-up complicity of MoM Shacklebolt himself, and most of all…the ranch. Oh, thestrals were to be expected from a misunderstood wizard incognito, but to have his own herd of…

But Luna liked this secret. She lay in the hayloft languid and giggling from endorphins as the very alive—and very virile—Severus disentangled himself from her with a slug of Firewhiskey and a wink, and lit up the “HBP” brands for his Crumple-Horned Snorkacks.



Damn, I need more writing mojo. I've been so tired lately. Chronic anxiety will do that.

Comments

[last-archangel.livejournal.com]

*jaw drops*

Disbturbingly sexy and fabulous. Just fabulous.

[furius.livejournal.com]

Usually I don't read Snape fics. I actually accidentally clicked on this lj-cut. No regrets, it's disturbingly interesting.

[dragonlady7.livejournal.com]

o
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I may actually have died laughing, I will let you know if it turns out I've survived.

[tears-of-nienna.livejournal.com]

Why does that make so much sense when you write it? I mean, Luna's involved, so it can't make complete sense, but somehow I can totally see her up in that hayloft with cowboy!Snape, and damned if I don't really want a piece of that action.

[shiv5468.livejournal.com]

Oh ... that is disturbingly manly of him. It's made me go all hot.

~fans self~

[tehta.livejournal.com]

It's the HBP brands that did it for me. Hah!

[maggiehoneybite.livejournal.com]

This is fucking awesome. I'm grinning like an idiot. And the prompt is indeed a hoot.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_silverfox/]

*giggles* Oh poor Luna! She's finally found them and now she can't even write about it! :)

[fyrdrakken]

Oh, that is so very good!

[divinetailor.livejournal.com]

i generally hate faked death gimmicks...but this...

this is what i get for making you cry, isn't it? some mad form of revenge? the kind where i suffer a hot black coffee nasal lavage, fetch my squeegee, attend to my screen, and read it again until my right eye stops twitching...

i knew i was in trouble when i read the word "hayloft." you're a wonder, you are! :)