PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARIES: NOT A CLOWN CAR.

[vulgarweed]

So James Dobson's Focus on the Family wants to field a third-party candidate if the Republican nominee isn't Taliban enough.

Call the waaaaaaahmbulance, guys, it's time for a little post-Nader schadenfreude from the left.

Now, I know the mainstream media is fixated on a Subway Series between our front-running New Yorkers, but it could be SO MUCH FUNNIER.


See, Dobson, I think I know just the man for your job!


REMATCH!


(Really, it makes sense. Keyes's percentage of the vote against Obama in the '04 IL Senate race: 28%. Bush's current approval rating: 29% and sinking. Coincidence? Maybe not!)

Comments

[sarken.livejournal.com]

I would just DIE. Oh, please, let it be Keyes! (Dude, that rhymes. I'm thinking slogan.)

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

WOuldn't it be brilliant? I mean, he's running anyway as usual, but he would get SO MUCH MORE COVERAGE if he did this. It would be comedy gold!