Porn spam headline of the day.

[vulgarweed]

"Lexi faxed me copies of her come."


Erm...how would that work exactly?

Comments

[shiv5468.livejournal.com]

Photocopying during the act itself, as it's performed on the glass platen?

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

I think I was envisioning 'come' as a concrete noun.

[shiv5468.livejournal.com]

I think my suggestion would encompass that.

[celandineb.livejournal.com]

I don't want to know. I really don't want to know.

[modillian.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahaaaaaa! I'm sorry, that's just hilarious. But I refuse to think on the image too much.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, that poor maintenance guy.

[innocentsmith.livejournal.com]

O_o Definitely a bit trickier for a girl. For a guy, just check out the "Casual Encounters" page on any Craig's List.

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

That might be bad for the fax machine.

[dreya-uberwald.livejournal.com]

I'm not quite sure of the mechanics (or indeed contortions) involved but I have to say it sounds like a clear violation of good Health and Safety practice in the office. I mean, can you imagine the humiliation of shorting out the photocopier while trying to produce said copy and then attempting to explain it to tech support.

[catherinecookmn.livejournal.com]

Erm...how would that work exactly?

Crowley flaps over on his leathery wings, shakes his head, and says: "You really don't want to know, love."